Showing posts with label Rob Ryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rob Ryan. Show all posts

Monday, January 2, 2012

Come Monday...COWBOYS SUCK!!!


“Come Monday…” is a weekly series that will involve a review of, or commentary about,  websites, movies, documentaries, television shows, sports, music, and whatever else may tickle my fancy at the time.  Be assured that these reviews will be generally positive, as in accordance to the Jimmy Buffett song “Come Monday.”  This is subject to change, however.  In fact, I would be most derelict in my duties to neglect going on a rant every once in a while.  For rants promote change, and change can be good—right?  Therefore, since good is generally considered as being a positive force in 99.3% of the parallel universes that I am aware of, even a rant could be considered as being something positive, and a genuine hissy-fit would be even better (so I’m told).

Just in case you cannot tell from the image, I am referring to my beloved [Dallas Cowboys]—not cowboys in general.  For not only did they fail to make the NFL playoffs again, they managed to do so by getting humiliated by the hated (so to speak) [New York Football Giants] on [Sunday Night Football], 31-14.

No, that is not quite right.  For most of the players on the current Cowboys roster don’t have enough sense to be humiliated—starting with [Rob Ryan], the defensive coordinator.

Oh yeah, this was another season where expectations were sky-high.  For with the addition of Rob Ryan to the staff, the Cowboys defense would surely rival the offense as being the real reason for another glorious [Super Bowl] victory.

Do you not find it curious that after [Jerry Jones] fired [Wade Phillips] as the head coach of the Cowboys around the middle of last season, he became the defensive coordinator of the [Houston Texans], and the Texans ended the regular season with the [second highest rated defense] in the entire league?  I do.

Hey, wasn’t the Cowboys’ Ryan supposed to be a defensive genius?  Quite obviously, he really can “talk” as good of a game as his [brother] and [father], despite being the quiet one of the three.

Alas, I suppose I should be grateful.  For the agony has ended much sooner than later, and I can now honestly cheer for the [Green Bay Packers] to repeat as Super Bowl champions.

Talk about a class act.  They are, with a great sense-of-humor, as well.


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