Oxymoronic sur la pointe

Last week, the female members of the Shiputzim family were privileged to watch the resident ballerina perform in her ballet recital.

Since then, the resident ballerina’s sister has been determined to leave her own mark on the dance world.

This afternoon, she apparently made a breakthrough.

“Look at me!” she cried, as she balanced herself on her sandals’ soles, which were bent backwards. “I can exactly almost stand on my toes…”