Showing posts with label haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label haiku. Show all posts

Friday, September 11, 2009

One Day

One day maybe I
Won't have tears behind my shades
Walking home from work



September 11th continues to render me speechless, but today I read an essay by Peggy Noonan in the Wall Street Journal entitled "The Children of 9/11 Grow Up" that really hit home. Noonan begins:

It is eight years since 9/11, and here is an unexpected stage of
grief: fear that the ache will go away. I don’t suppose it ever will, but grieving has gradations, and “horror” becomes “absorbed sadness.” Life moves on, and wants to move on, which is painful for those who will not forget and cannot be comforted. Part of the spookiness of life, part of its power to disorient us, is not only that people die, that they slip below the waves, but that the waves close above them so quickly, the sea so quickly looks the same.


Not for me. Eight years later, it feels like it was yesterday I took the photo at right from our old neighborhood in the West Village on Bleecker and 12th Street. Noonan continues:

"9/11 was for America’s kids exactly what Nov. 22, 1963, was for their parents and uncles and aunts. They were at school. Suddenly there were rumors in the hall and teachers speaking in hushed tones. You passed an open classroom and saw a teacher sobbing. Then the principal came on the public-address system and said something very bad had happened. Shocked parents began to pick kids up. Everyone went home and watched TV all day, and the next."


That's Rex holding seven-month-old London along the Hudson River after both towers had fallen; I was pregnant with her sister, Maddie. Today, the girls went off to second and third grade at Mendham Township Elementary School, wearing red, white and blue along with their classmates in remembrance of 9/11/01.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

One Day

One day maybe I
Won't have tears behind my shades
Walking home from work

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Cinco de Mayo Haiku

Cinco de Mayo
Celebrate no such thing as
Too much tequila

When I was younger
Flowerpot margaritas
Made the boys handsome

BlogExplosion votes
Margarita salt and lime
Drink instead of tea

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all... let's cut out of work right now to get an early start!

Friday, May 01, 2009

Imelda Marcos Haiku

Too thin, too rich, or
Have too many pairs of shoes
"Never!" Imelda

Who was it that said, "You can never be too thin, too rich, or have too many pairs of shoes?" I don't actually know the answer, maybe Imelda Marcos? London Tipton? Anyway, I was inspired by the combination of this online find and last night's Art and Poetry Night at Mendham Township Elementary School to write the quickie haiku and share it with all of you.

Anyway, you can find some crazy things online... check out these pink snake peep toe sling back platform heels. The description on the Ami Clubwear web site promises me a faux snake skin (When's the last time you saw a snake that color? Certainly not in the Somerset County 4-H reptile club!) upper in a platform heel style with a peep toe, crisscross vamp strap, and sling back strap with elastic band. 1 1/4 inch two tone platform, 5 1/2 inch wood like heel. Five and one half inch heels... ladies, that would take Roxy well over six feet tall and I would fall on my sweet, pear shaped a** (I feel another haiku coming on) if I ever tried to wear five and a half inch heels, even for a minute.

Fell on my sweet a**
In a pair of pink snake heels
Still shaped like a pear

It's Friday night, and we're kicking back in the Roxiticus Valley with some family poetry and five star songs on the iPod, staying up north this rainy weekend. What are your plans?


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Thursday, April 30, 2009

For Those Who Always Rock... We Salute You!

It is bedtime here in the Roxiticus Valley, but not before I dash off a quick post saluting two terrific teachers, Mrs. Bizzarro and Mrs. Picerno, who presented an amazing Art & Poetry Night at Mendham Township Elementary School.

Since Rex was flying home from Washington, DC tonight, he missed out on all the fun. There was plenty of glue and colorful paints and lots of Sharpies (fistfuls of permanent markers, I tell you, permanent!!)... London, Maddie and I had a blast with lots of our friends at MTES, who came together from 6:30pm until 8:30pm to combine art and poetry in four different projects:

  • Inkblot cinquains
  • Chinese brush painting and haiku ("Oh mom, pleeeeeease stop repeating the haiku about the lady with pink hair!!")
  • Poetry on a colorful "bag" ("If I were blue, I would be..."); and
  • Poetry spinners

Over the weekend, I'm going to try to photograph London and Maddie's projects (their inkblots are still drying) and post them here, and I'll also try to provide better descriptions of the evening's activities, as I know I have not done them justice tonight.

I also want to note that I've been corresponding privately with a mom of two boys who is considering a move to Mendham Township this summer, and I wish you could have been at MTES tonight, you'd have been completely sold on our wonderful teachers and community of friendly kids and down-to-earth parents (only a tiny fraction of whom stay up late at night posting naughty haiku on their blogs).

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Haiku

Lady with pink hair
Getting off the train with me
Did you lose a bet?

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Roxy's Got the Look

Walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer
She's a juvenile scam
Never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop
She's got the look

Heavenly bound
Cause heaven's got a number
When she's spinning me around
Kissing is a colour
Her loving is a wild dog
She's got the look

She's got the look, she's got the look-
She's got the look, she's got the look-
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything I'll ever do, I'll do for you
And I go: la la la la la
She's got the look

Fire in the ice
Naked to the t-bone
Is a lover's disguise
Banging on the head drum
Shaking like a mad bull
She's got the look

Swaying to the band
Moving like a hammer
She's a miracle man
Loving is the ocean
Kissing is the wet sand
She's got the look

She's got the look, she's got the look-
She's got the look, she's got the look-
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything Ill ever do, Ill do for you
And I go: la la la la la
She's got the look

And she goes:
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na na,
She's got the look

-- "The Look" by Roxette

Heard that song by Roxette on my Sirius Satellite in the Jeep on the way in to New York City today and it always takes me back to my wild single days when I gave Jersey Shore bar boyz "the look" to get their attention and spark their interest. My other approach to non-verbal flirting was to keep my eyes on my notebook instead of directly on the prey, and let them approach me. I wrote haiku in all the best Jersey Shore bars, from Donovan's in Sea Bright to The Stone Pony in Asbury Park.

Redhead at the bar
Really knows her syllables
Let's buy her a beer

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Saturday, April 05, 2008

Ode to the Flowbee

Information sells!
This thing literally will
Suck hair from your scalp


For those of you who don't know what the Flowbee is....

Recycling Haiku: Los Angeles August 1995

California bar
Rex buys twine for recycling
Trade him anytime


I wrote that haiku on vacation with Melissa in Southern California back in August 1995 before Rex and I were officially together. Whether it was the Jersey Shore or Hollywood Boulevard, Melissa was always dragging me out to a bar to listen to a band and hoping to meet someone. I always brought along little notebooks and wrote haiku. While I was living the wild single life, Rex was tying up his newspapers with twine from Home Depot and sorting his recycling into aluminum, glass and plastic. While I was worried about becoming a Born Again Virgin, Rex was bringing out to his West Village curb a cart full of plastic bottles that would be recycled into Virgin HDPE Granules, the pure and freshly made form of High Density Polyethylene.

One sign that I was meant for the suburban life of a Roxiticus Desperate Housewife is that, now that Rex and I are happily married, I'd still prefer to sort the recycling than to stay out all night in a Jersey Shore bar looking for Mister Right. Whew!

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

April is National Poetry Month

In honor of national poetry month, another "had to be there" haiku:

Heavy metal band
Corporate vice presidents
Memo to Anna

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April is National Poetry Month!

Washington DC Taxicab Haiku: April 26, 1992

Cabbie turns his head
"He hit upon the waitress?"
"You're still seeing him?"

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April is National Poetry Month!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Blogging for Money Haiku: April 26, 1992 (Pre-Internet Prescience)

Kevin cares about
Pictures of dead presidents
In his greasy palm

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McLoone's Haiku: May 1, 1992

Bobby plays guitar
Tutti Frutti, Train in Vain
Look of ecstasy


As the night unfolds
McLoone's becomes a parade
Of men I don't want


Gray hairs, loving stares
Too old for public romance
Hey, just get a room!


Happy birthday Tom
Burning down his apartment
I won't be ignored


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Ichabod's Haiku: April 25, 1992

She buys him a drink
Is he really worth three bucks?
Twisted obsession


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Osprey Haiku: May 10, 1992

Hey guys look at me
Swingin' two chicks on my arm
Wearing pajamas


'Lissa's in his seat
Hey! We have the same tattoo
We're only 16


Took an hour to park
I am never coming back
For Adrian Dodz


Hurry line them up
Dollar beers before midnight
Osprey poetry


Hal smiles at 'Lissa
Thinking "she came here for me"
Only in your dreams


The girl at the bar
Really knows her syllables
I'm really messed up

More haiku

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Shooters with the Boys Haiku

Shooters with the boys
Blowing chunks in Beauquard's car
We're much closer now


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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Beer Haiku -- June 26, 1992

Sharing 'Lissa's beer
While she's in the ladies room
She will never know

L.A. Haiku: June 16, 1992

At the E.T. ride
"Will we be on bicycles?"
'Lissa asks, "Will we fly?"

Dave tried to warn us
But we saved E.T.'s planet
Then went to Spago

Hair boys to the right
Not a split end in the house
Live at the Roxy

Tie your mother down
And here I am in a suit
And faux pearl earrings

'Lissa in disgust
I'm a lemon custard tarte
Some things never change

More Haiku: June 10, 1992

He stares at her chest
Could this be my lucky day?
Don't hold your breath, pal

You Had to Be There Haiku: June 22, 1992

Boy who broke my heart
Stations in receivership
Got what he deserved

I don't like people
I had a happy childhood
When I was asleep

Woman at the bar
Uterus on her jacket
Please put it away

Bree not putting out
Haiku that meets Dave's standards
I'm no Kerouac