Showing posts with label client number nine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label client number nine. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Picture of Kristen


Rex found this picture of Kristen for you, courtesy of the New York Post, Page Six.



While we've all been searching for a picture of "Kristen," all indications are that the Pay4LuvGuv appreciated the refinements of many of the young ladies featured at the Emperors' Club. Spitzer's ties with his current vendor began eight months ago, but a character reference during his tenure as attorney general said he was a good tipper at least two years back. Unfortunately, I couldn't get a copy of today's New York Post out here in the Roxiticus Valley (sold out?) to add additional Spitzer smut to my blog, but online Post sources say Spitzer "was hopping into bed with harlots for as long as 10 years and traveled as far as Florida for call-girl trysts."




Update: Gawker.com has posted a link to Kristen's MySpace page, where of course it turns out she is a Jersey Girl like me, but has lots more friends (1804 and counting) than I do (14 and counting).

The New York Times has done a nice job tracking down "Kristen," whose real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupré. Here's another picture of Kristen, where she looks more like a cute Jersey girl (from Belmar, NJ) than a high priced call girl.


She told the Times that she's been worried about paying the rent for her ninth floor Flatiron district apartment....we'll wish her well in writing a book about Client Number Nine.

March Madness: Spitzer to Resign Before Syracuse-Villanova Game

According to CNN, Spitzer is expected to resign today at 11:30am, right before the Syracuse-Villanova game on ESPN. Don't take too long, Eliot, as I will need to change channels at noon.

I've sent out for today's New York Post to see if I can add a bit more smut to my Client Number Nine posts.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Client Number Nine




















Dear Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer,


I have a few questions for you. First, for a guy who has actually prosecuted prostitution rings (in addition to patronizing them), didn't you have a better sense of the high odds of being caught? Second, if fat disgusting Bill Clinton can get it for free, what's a guy like you doing paying for sex? Third, can we get a picture of "Kristen" and her diamond-rating with the Emperors Club VIP? Fourth, how did you get three or four hours for less than $4,000? Was that a gubernatorial discount? Finally, is it true that you are a superdelegate and, if so, would you please confirm that your were backing Hillary as your seven-diamond Democratic presidential hopeful?


I did see a character reference from a hooker, who said that you were a good tipper and were paying for it long before you became governor, back when you were attorney general, busting the very prostitution rings you patronized.


Eliot, please feel free to respond in my comments section below. We look forward to the details.


Sincerely,


Bree


Note to readers: I shall post Client Number Nine's answers here as soon as I receive them.

Test Your Sex Trivia Skills with More Historic Sex Scandals

Brent will name the man involved in the scandal and you must match it with one of the partners below:

  1. Gary Hart (Democrat, Senator and would-be Presidential Candidate)
  2. James McGreevey (Democrat, Governor of New Jersey)
  3. Mark Foley (Republican, Representative from Florida)
  4. Henry Hyde (Republican, Representative from Illionois)
  5. Wilbur Mills (Democrat, Representative from Arkansas)
  6. Kwame Kilpatrick (Democrat, Mayor of Detroit)
  7. Gary Condit (Democrat, Representative from California)
  8. Wayne Hays (Democrat, Representative from Ohio)
  9. Larry Craig (Republican, Senator from Idaho)
  10. Bill Clinton (Democrat, President)

Partners:

  1. Congressional pages (boys)
  2. Redhaired police officer (hint: "we're out of toilet paper, here")
  3. Elizabeth Ray
  4. Christine Beatty
  5. Chandra Levy
  6. Donna Rice (hint: Monkey Business)
  7. Golan Cipel
  8. Cherie Snodgrass
  9. Fanne Foxe
  10. Ah, so many different choices.....