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You've heard there was a yummy food That dufus ate, and t'was very good But you don't really care for breakfast, do you? It goes like this In it's own grease The minor heat, major release I love to cook my bacon what's it to ya? What's it to ya, what's it to ya? What's it to ya? What's it tooooo-oo-oo-oo ya? Your hunger's strong but I, like a goof, I saw it call to me on the hoof It's beauty in the barnyard overthrew you I carved it in my kitchen lair I broke it's bones and cut it bare And from my lips you drew the "What's it to ya?" What's it to ya, what's it to ya? What's it to ya? What's it tooooo-oo-oo-oo ya? Baby I have been here before I know this pork, I've asked for more I used to fry alone before I knew you I've seen you cook home fries with starch My eyes they lifted in an arch It's a cold and it's a broken "What's

Hard Boiled Bacon? merci

Now if they have a brand that adds eggs and orange juice you can have a complete breakfast! found at bakonvodka.com

Thanks Wirecutter

What 2 things set a guy's heart a-flutter? Love and marriage? A horse and carriage? Betty Jo and her sister Flo? A big screen TV and sports channels free? Nope none of the above, although Betty Jo and her sister Flo watching sports with me might be interesting. But I digress. Nothing gets those juices flowin' and those brain cells explodin' more than bacon and beer. I think it must be a guy thing, or something utterly pavlovian, but I know my tongue simply starts droolin' when I see bacon or beer. And over the last two years I've done plenty of droolin' as the following highlights will attest. Next: A look back at political humour

The other day I posted a pic of this questionably nutritious bacon substitute. The video's even better...especially the sub-titles. Found at small bits and pieces

I love bacon but this just doesn't look right. merci

The mystery meat Meets the man’s meat of record Heart doctors weep loud. merci

That bacon one's first on my list! merci

I love food too, but It's getting ridiculous Someone's gonna die... Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 84

Cookies are god’s food, But bacon and chocolate chip? That’s the devil’s work merci

You? You lived your life Like some bacon in the wind Fly into my mouth. Visit the entire hilarious collection here

The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt See more at This Is Why You're Fat

Newsworld's CBC Morning spent all morning making one of these. Thanks to The Presurfer for hunting down the recipe. This is more bacon than anyone would want to eat in one sitting, let alone 4 quarters of Sunday's Superbowl. Read all about it by going here

Bacon Lover - video powered by Metacafe Thanks, Wirecutter ...very funny.

Order one here.

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At Archie McPhee's you can find a wonderdful Christmas wrapping idea: Bacon Gift Wrap! His site says: Let's face it, mainstream gift wrap has lost its edge. More often than not, you end up wrapping your gift in yesterday's comics and that's just unacceptable. Start wrapping in style! Our line of exciting gift wrap features unique artwork sure to make your present stand out among the crowd. You'll get four 20" x 30" sheets of quality wrapping paper. Bacon Gift Wrap, Set of 2item 11034$7.95 ea. And what gift to wrap in Bacon Gift Wrap? Why Bacon Placemats, of course!