Television can be such a wasteland - filled only with reality shows that really make me wince. When I feel beaten down by all the whacky characters of weality TV, and all my favourite dramas are in repeats, I retreat to that safe refuge known as HGTV. One of my favourite shows used to be House Hunters. I enjoyed how couples were shown three different residences and at the end of the show chose the house they felt was best suited to them. The wife and I have been watching this for years. Maybe too long. Lately we've noticed the participants make quite inane comments about the homes they visit. Inane comments to the point that my wife and I shout back at the screen in response to their stupid statements. We think we could start a show of our own. Yeah. You know how movie DVD's sometimes inlclude versions of the film run over it's director's commentary? Well we propose an edition of House Hunters - Viewer's Commentary. And it would go something like this: Oh, I don'