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Wily Wife Behind Pakistani Pop-Off

In the details that continue to dribble out surrounding the death of terrorist Osama Bin Laden it has been reported that at least one of Bin Laden's five wives spent six years in the family compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. That's right, six years without ever leaving the so-called fortress. Bin Laden's little love lair in the Pakistani suburbs. In an exclusive to nonamedufus , Amal Ahmed Abdulfattah (Mrs. OBL) says she was the one behind the fatal attack on her husband by U.S. navy seals. dufus: What exactly are you saying? Abdulfattah: Listen, you try competing for the attention of one man with four other wives over six years. I'd had enough. dufus: So you plotted his death? Abdulfattah: Well, yeah. I saw no end to it. He was unbearable. Always calling everyone around him an infidel and standing on the roof every day shouting "I'm the king of the terrorist world". And he'd park himself in front of that bloody boob tube where'd he'd watch