Tiger Wood's redemption clicked into high gear yesterday. Maybe it's coincidence, maybe not, but he held his big news conference to kick off his participation in the Masters the day after the resurrection. Here's my view of how the news conference went using actual quotes from Woods. Of course the quotes are totally out of context. Masters defender or master deceptor Tiger Woods sat down with reporters yesterday and apologized to his fans. Well, he apologized to a small group of fans...female fans "I acted terribly...I need to change that. Going forward I need to be a better man than I was before." Mistresses, past, present and future were thrilled to hear Tiger's words. "Just because I've gone through treatment doesn't mean it stops." Reporters were interested in the incident that brought Tiger's infidelities to light: the night he crashed his car on the street in front of his house. "Winning golf tournaments through...