Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Right by the banks of the sacred river Tiber
Grows a secret herb that's very rich in fibre
The ancient Romans were the first to know
That eating two pods would make you, er, go

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you were wondering why the ancient Romans
Never had a history of working out with yoga
It wasn’t the Emperor’s or even the showman’s
Insistence on exercising while clad in a toga