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Pulling The Wool Over Their Eyes

German police are trying to trace the owner of a sheep which outran police patrol cars and beat up a police dog. Police in the northern village of Guester say the sheep ran through the streets of the town at more than 30mph. It reportedly leapt over the bonnets of police cars used as a roadblock and even chased off pursuing police dogs with a few well aimed head butts. Officers eventually caught up with it after it jumped into a field and started eating the grass.

FOOTNOTE: Who's sheepish now?