Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Said Obama of the moon
"It’s time we changed our tune
A modern-day Apollo
Is not a plan I’d follow".

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Eisenhower
Had the power
But Obama
Seems much calmer

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Oh dear, Ileana, you’ve hung up on Obama
You might have been calmer if it was Brian de Palma
But then when you hung up the phone on Rahm
You might have done your career some harm

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

So tell me more about Joe the Plumber
Does he have pipes all round his Hummer?
Will Obama and McCain rely on his answers?
Or is Joe leaving, to join the "tap" dancers?