Showing posts with label Boot camp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boot camp. Show all posts

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Caught Napping

She Sells Sea Shells On The He-Snores

The worst snorers in Britain will attend a special boot camp next month, seeking a cure. More than 200 people applied for just six places on the military-style weekend - which the chosen few will attend with their sleep-deprived partners. A strict sergeant-major will be there to make sure no one smuggles in cigarettes or alcohol.

FOOTNOTE: Seeking z-z-z-z-z-en.