Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The courier had a minute to deliver a posy
To the stylish Carla Bruni (or Mrs Sarkozy)
They were beautiful roses from an old carpetbagger
Thank goodness they hadn't been sent by Mick Jagger

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Slender Kate Moss has been cast in pure gold
But her fifty-kilogram statue will never be sold
Mick Jagger might covet it, but that's his loss
We all know a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss