Beating A Retreat

Like Joe Cocker Said, You Can Keep Ya Hatton

A teenager was given a virtual beating in an online boxing game - then found out he was up against former world champion Floyd Mayweather. The boxing-mad lad was knocked out three times in one round - prompting him to send the message: "Who do you think you are, Ricky Hatton?" His opponent replied: "Actually I'm Floyd Mayweather."

FOOTNOTE: Hit parade.