[Random] BFF Conversations

It takes candor to be open to people and just laugh of what's seemingly stupid and embarrassing. It takes a true friend to be able to ride through the comedy and hilarity of circumstance. 

R: Ang hirap naman ngumuya dahil sa rubber ng brace ko. [sabay tingin nagmamakaawa]
(I'm having a hard time opening my mouth to chew because of my brace's rubber [puppy dog eyes]) 
T: Eh ano gusto mo gawin ko? Nguyain ko para sayo at iluwa sa bibig mo parang ibon? Ganon?
(What do you want me to do? Chew it and spit it in your mouth like a bird?)

(R wearing something sleeveless)
T: Ano ba yan? Kita ko na bra mo sa gilid!
(OMG! I can see your bra from the side!)
R: Ganyan talaga style niyan!
(That's how it is!)
T: Eh wag ka nalang kaya mag bra!
(Why don't you just take your bra off then?!)

R: Di ka ba bibili? [with matching taas kilay]
(Aren't you going to buy yet? [raises her eyebrow])
T: Bakit? Pwede ba munang pumili?
(Why? Can't I decide first?!)

R: Have you tried "3Σ"
T: Yep but I found it boring
R: Why?
T: Because all the attention was on me
(awkward silence lol)

Boracay, at store with a sales lady bawling and throwing some hysterics with people watching
R: Gusto mo bumili ng candy?
(You want to buy some candy?)
T: Seryoso ka?!
(Are you serious?!)
R: Ha? Bakit?
(Yes, why?)
T: [sabay tingin sa mga nakapaligid na usisero] Di mo ba nakikita yang nagtitinda na nag aamok?
([looks at the gathering crowd] don't you see the sales lady getting hysterical?)
R: Ay! hehehe

R: Gosh! Na miss ko na feeling ng makipaghalikan!
(Gosh! I missed the feeling of kissing!)
T: Baka mamaya gapangin mo Ko sa kwarto ah!
(You better not creep to my side of the bed tonight!)

CH129: MomMe Conversation

Conversations with Mom after last entry: CH128: Read All About It

(Translated and some paraphrased conversation)
It seems, my mom still remembers how good I was in making speeches when I was in highschool (and maybe gradeschool as well?). She's asking me to make her speech for my sister's wedding next month! My initial reaction (thought in head) was WTF. How can I make a speech and make it seem like it's being said by mom? Well, that will be impossible if I will be the one to make the whole speech - it will not sound authentic if she says it. But, you've got to do what you've got to do. I can't let the other mom get all the spotlight!

Mom

tipz reminder. I asked you to make my speech for your sister's wedding

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  4:17pm
  

  Me
  

  
  

  Very busy at work lately because I have a lot to finish to make up for my long leave

  It will be easier for me to finish and make it if you give me an idea of what you want to say
• 6:36pm
  

  Mom
  

  
  

  Hahaha anything like wish her good life health etc
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  6:37pm
  

  Me
  

  
  

  That's still too general!
• 6:37pm
  

  Mom
  

  
  

  You decide what to put
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  6:56pm
  

  Me
  

  
  

  Usually in those speeches they have story telling
• 6:58pm
  

  Mom
  

  
  

  Hahaha simple will do like wishes for the couple
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  6:58pm
  

  Me
  

  
  

  You type here or send me a story of Achie when she was a kid - a memory you treasure and I'll take it from there.
  If you only want something simple, then you don't need my help with that!
  But you need to share a story. I need that to make the rest of the speech.
  You're flying all the way to US so you need a great speech!
  You don't want to be overshadowed by Jose's (the groom)mom!
• 7:00pm
  

  Mom
  

  
  

  Hahaha oh, don't worry about that, i just dont want to get nervous if the speech is too long 
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  7:00pm
  

  Me
  

  
  

  No just a short story will do. Just share the fondest memory you have of Achie
• 7:01pm
  

  Mom
  

  
  

  Okay, Ill do that and send you tomorrow when I get to the office
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  7:03pm
  

  Me
  

  
  

  Okay, just send me here and I'll make you a 3-5 mins speech. You need a very spectacular speech because this is your FIRST and LAST wedding speech!
• 7:04pm
  

  Mom
  

  
  

  Hahaha alright just send me the speech once I send you the story so I can start memorizing

[Random] Food Conversation

Proof that I don't do "diet"

Friend: Grabe ang payat mo!!

Tipz: Sang picture?

Friend: Sa profile pic saka yung trampoline

Tipz: Trampoline? Ahaha yung kktag Ko Lang. May bilbil pa di Lang kita

(referring to this)

Friend: Hahaha! Kala ko may 6 pack ka na

Tipz: Wala noh! Sino nag sabi?

Friend: Ahaha wala naman...

Tipz: Hahahaha

Friend: Feel na feel hahaha

Tipz: Wag m usugin baka tumaba ulit ako

Friend: Haha d ka ata kumakain e

Tipz: Rice lang di Ko na kinakain...actually kakapasok Ko Lang wendys mag didinner haha

Friend: Naks. Bacon mushroom melt! Fries kumakain ka?

Tipz: Oo naman hahaha. Basta Hindi Lang rice

Friend: Haha. Ako ang takaw ko na sa rice lately

Tipz: Haha naglilihi?

Friend: Haha hindi pa noh. pinaglilihian ba ang rice??

Tipz: Kaya ako nag stop sa rice kasi Ang hirap macontrol Ang intake. Tsaka Ang sarap sa saucy food lol

Friend: D ka natetempt? D mo namimiss?

Tipz: Hahaha hello, nanay nga ni agua bendita holy water pinaglihihan! HAHAHAHA! di n. siguro na sanay na rin Wala nmn siyang specific n lasa na icrave

Friend: Lol agua bendita! Hahahaha

[Random] Housemate Profile

September 3, 2012.
Swedish.
Model.
24 years old.

How do you like Singapore so far?
"Oh, I like it very much, although, it's hard to get to know immediately if the client likes you. It's like, okay, thank you, bye. Very different from Europe where you get to know after meeting the client."

So, how's work?
"It's been good. But, it's not as much as I was expecting - in terms of numbers. I mean, they are coming, but there's the waiting time to know if you're booked..."

You do more fashion shows or more of photo and ads and campaigns?
"I do walks yes, this coming Wednesday, I have a show for Gucci. I also do shoots and campaigns, so far since arriving here, I've done shoots with Esquire, Style, Prestige, and just recently August. My face is not really for commercial campaigns, I do more high fashion."

That's cool. My friend who's with Fully Booked models tells me that their agency books them at parties and events to meet prospective clients and editors. Does your agency also do that?
"Yes, I also do events, but, I mean, I go out to party and stuff. Sometimes when I meet people at parties and they ask me to do a shoot for them, I tell them to talk to my agents. But, when people tell me that they'll pay me to go to their events, I deal with them directly."

Hahaha, you're moonlighting?
"Well, sort of, because sometimes it's just a bit of a bullshit with the agency telling me that these are the overhead charges, etc. I mean, if I can go to the event and get my pictures taken just for going there to enjoy the event, why not? It's quick money and cash and I don't have to deal with the agency."

[Random] Casual Conversations

Innuendos, snide remarks, and whatnot. Excuse me if some conversations may seem a bit explicit. :) 

1.
Person 1: Hello may face value ka naman kasi!
Person 2: kulang pa friend. I want to be able to say the line: "I'm more than just a pretty face!"
Person 2: kulang pa ng abs! Haha

2.
Person 1: ano ba kasi hanap mo?
Person 2: gusto Ko kumpletuhin Ang FIFA! Hahaha
Person 1: hahaha Hindi kita kinaya

3.
Person 1: I'm the head lawyer here in Singapore, I have properties in Europe and Australia. My favorite is in Mykonos. Do you want me to marry you there?
Person 2: Of course not! We just met! (patagong walkout)

4.
Person 1: Nasa bahay na kasi ako. Ayoko na gumalaw!
Person 2: Yung sa baba nag rereklamo Hahahaha!
Person 1: hahaha
Person 2: Galawin mo raw! Ay shet - bad!
Person 1: Kaloka ka!
Person 1: :P

5.
Person 1: Fota ang hapdi ng singit ko sa half marathon!
Person 2: Ay bakit nag kaskas? Hehe sa inner lining daw ng shorts sabi sa akin.
Person 1: Feel ko sa brep ko
Person 1: Super sikip
Person 2: Mag cardio ka hahaha! Para lumuwag ang brip!
Person 1: Tse!

6.
Person 1: Sana makasama ang mailap mong nanay (blogger) hahaha
Person 2: Hahaha nanay talaga? Napabayaan na ako kung ganun!
Person 1: Yes, siya ang prodigal mother!
Person 2: Pwede mag pa adopt? Haha naka ready na emancipation papers ko
Person 1: Kanino ka pa adopt? Wala akong maternal instinct haha
Person 2: Kelangan ko complete family! Si (blogger) single parent!

7.
Person 1: Nagusap lang kami. Getting to know each other. Ang saya! I enjoyed the conversation!
Person 2: That's great! As I said, you should put yourself out there for experience!
Person 1: Yupyup! You're my inspriration hahaha!
Person 2: Good! Now get laid!

8.
Person 1: Ang pangit mo friend LOL!
Person 2: Ang sama mo ... huhuhu
Person 1: Joke lang! hahaha mababa lang EQ?
Person 2: Haha yey! Joke lang? Hahaha
Person 2: Of course I know it was (a joke)! Hahaha feeling!
Person 1: BJ gusto mo? Lol! Auto correct or not?
Person 2: Hahahaha knowing you? It's hard to tell haha
Person 2: Wait lang! najejebs na talaga ako. Baka umurong!

9.
Person 1: I just had a date with an Australian guy! Thank you! It was all because of you! :)
Person 2: Nice! Is that in Blendr? I'm so happy for you! Teka, I hope this isn't some joke!
Person 1: He's British but moved to Australia. And yes, In Blendr - there are so many guys messaging me there! Mostly western!
Person 2: Nice! Just don't get your head wrapped around it so easily! Be careful and safe! Picture please!
Person 1: Here's the pic! He's 35 and I think he's just too old for me. What do you think?
Person 2: Too old?! Tanga! Tama na yan! Haha Did you exchange numbers? Bakit walang ***?
Person 1: Yep, we're communicating! He's too much of a gentleman. I said I had to go home by 10pm! Haha
Person 2: Tanga lang my curfew?! Did you check the ring finger?
Person 1: This time around, I asked! Hahaha he's single!

10.
Person 1: There are so many people here checking you out!
Person 2: Oh really, I didn't really notice? Where? Who?
Person 1: Look there the person wearing green and there and there.
Person 2: Ohhh ... haha, I think I should get over this self-esteem issue
Person 1: Dear, get over it!