Dilly an pwinsess Yolanda

Wen Dilly be in Ireland,
go see Arnty Anna.
Arnty Anna hav littol gerl.
Littol gerl be cawld Yolanda.
Heer be Yolanda wiv cats.Cats be-
Tiger an Lily.Lily be Tiger's mummy.
Hav catnippy cuddly sok!

Hav uther cat too.
Uther cat be Unkol Gingee.
Unkol Gingee be Tiger's unkol.
Yolanda hav pwitty pwinsessy room.
Dily like!

Hav pwinsessy carsol-Have pwinsessy walls-Hav "Littlest Petshop"-Hav dollys wiv pwinsessy dwesses.
-Like Dilly!Dilly an Chuck hav go in pwinsess carridge!
Thank, Yolanda!

Santa bring Yolanda pwinsessy dwess!
Heer be Yolanda,
play gayme wiv big bruther, Jose!Dilly an Chuck find TV wiv grayte channel!
Yolanda hav luvly famlee!!!MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Dilly be like medeevol pwinsess

Dilly an famly go vizit Cressing Temple Barns yestday.
Big barns be very old.
Be Medeevol.
Dilly dress as Medeevol Pwinsess for day.

Heer be Dilly by wun Medeevol barn in Medeevol Pwinsess hat:
Heer be Dilly by uther Medeevol barn in Medeevol Pwinsess hat:
Inside barns be lots things for sale.
Be Essex Food Show.
Heer be wat inside be like.
Lots wooden beems.
Awww.. wat be throo dor?Be tudor gardens.....Dilly go splore gardens....Dilly hav nice walk.
Find luvly pink flowers.Sum plarnts be wagonny!Awww... wat be?
Look carsolly....
Dilly go vestigayte....Mweah!
Be like ickol carsol!
Hav lots warter rownd.
Com owt gween fayces!Dilly clime up hi,
see better.
Pwitty!Dilly see roof ov barn from up hi.
See Tewdor garden.Dilly hav luvly day.
Pwitty gardens.
Pwitty hat.
Dilly be Medeevol Pwinsess.
MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Dilly hav Eester Bonnet!!!!

Dilly giv Mummy ickol daffodillys for Eester present:

Dilly tell Mummy,

ickol daffodillys be pwitty,

mayke good bonnet for Dilly???

Mummy larf!
Wen Dilly go bed,
Mummy MAYKE Eester Bonnet for Dilly!!!

Bonnet hav red rose!!!!!Bonnet hav red bow at bak!!!Bonnet hav wibbon bow under chin!Be luvly bonnet!!!!

Like?

Think Dilly be pwitty???

Be pwinsessy???

MWEAH!

Dilly like!

MWEAH! Dilly be pink pwinsess!

You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

Fnarrr!

Fnarrrr!!!!!!!!!

Mweah!

Dilly like!

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Mweah! Dilly hav ariskratik tye-tol!

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Most Serene Highness Lady Dilly the Carnivorous of Lesser Wobbleton Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Dilly fwend, Chuck, send Dilly new hat!

Parsol come today,
be fwom WYOMING!
Wyoming be long way away.
(2 miles) Come wiv card-
be fwom Chuck, an Chuck's famly!
H'wayyyyyyyy!Wat be?
Wat be?
HATS!!!!!!!!!!Gwayte hats!!!!!!!!
Wun be for Dilly,
wun be for Bob!
H'wayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!Dilly hat be speshol!
Be stwor hat,
be pwinsessy!
Hav wibbons,
hav sparkols!

Dilly wotch fayvrit video in new hat!"Hewo, Rayshio!

Rayshio like new hat?"Thank, Chuck!

Dilly luv new hat!

Dilly think match new bed!

Awwwwww........ Dilly luv Chuck vewy much!

MWEAH!

Dilly get pwinsessy bed for Cwissmoss an new bow!

Farver Cwissmoss vizit Cwissmoss Eev.
Nex day Dilly find pwessents in Dilly sok!

Dilly get-

pwinsessy bed!

Noo pink bow!

Pink toy bug!

Choklit Fwog!
Ahhhh...

bed hav speshol pillo for Dilly hed!

Dilly try.....

Perfik fit!

MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Wat be fayvrit pressie?
Come wiv bow?
Be pink?