Dilly help Mummy mayke wagon art

Dilly be help Mummy mayke wagon art.
Ferst mayke cards for fwends to mayke fwends smile:

Next, help mayke lots lots lots diffent wagonny cards.

 ...an mayke wagonny bookmarks...

Be for Taoist Tai Chi Centre in Colchester.
Heer be ware Granny go wunce a week,
do mini-Tai Chi (be for peepol wiv hurts).
Help Granny balance an stretch.
Volunteery Tai Chi peepol pik Granny up in coach an bring bak home.
Sumtime Mummy go too.

All cards be sold for donayshuns.
Lots Tai Chi grannys buy.
Nun left!!!!
Mayke lots pennies!
-Peepol LIKE wagon cards!

MWEAH!

Dilly be sytid!

Dilly hav UTHER berfday MORRO!

Fnarr!

Dilly be awl sytid.

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Sorry not be abol blog long time!!

Granny com liv neer Dilly.

Not be well larst week,

Dilly be bein nerse agen.

Then awl go to river on Sunday!

Go ickol town calld Wivenhoe.

Sit neer river:

Be luvly...

Evwun hav fish an chips for lunch!

Dilly hav too!

Granny be happy!

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Hope hav luvly cayke morro,

hav cayke for secund berfday.

Goin share wiv Granny.

Dilly wunder if goin get presents too......

CRISMOSS PRESSIE!!! An arnsers to quiz!

Dilly be at Granny's howse gen!
Dilly an famly be at Granny's for Crismoss.

Heer be Granny an Daddy today.

Both do puzzol books.

Granny be luvly an hav luvly tree.
Heer be Granny's luvly tree
(sorry for stinky Bear in pikcher)
Dilly luv Crissmoss,
Dilly luv Crissmoss trees-
be pwitty,
be sparkly,
be awl pwinsessy an luvly.


Dilly hav present allreddy!
MWEAH!

Present be extra speshow-
present be from JULIE!!!!!!!!!!

AWWWWWWW....

THANK, JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Thank for speshow gween tishoo payper, too,
an thank for wagonberd laybol.
Julie pay tenshun detayle.
Mweah.
Dilly notiss.)


Heer be pikcher Granny's crib.
Crib hav lots lots wagons in!















FNARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bob be jelloss- no Bears!

 FNARR! Nex foto mayke Dilly larf-

Can spot Miss Fluffy?

(Cloo: look for tayle.)


FNARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Miss Fluffy like bags,
speshly bags that mayke nice crunch noyze.

OK...Heer be arnsers to Wagonberd quiz

• Starling
• Dunnock (sum peepol call "Hedge Sparrow")
• Collared Dove
• Wren
• Blackbird
• Robin
  

How do?

Dilly hope be abol blog gen soon,
but sumtime thingy not werk.
Then Dilly not abol log on.
EEVN wen Dilly say pewter,
in best wagon voyse,
"WERK! WERK, PEWTER! WERK!"
an growl,
still not go.
Mweah.
Probly be boy.

If not abol come bak soon,
Dilly say
"HAPPY CRISMOSS EVWUN!!!!"

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Crismoss Poll

Dilly been bizzy help carfter Granny.
Granny not be well long time.
Gettin better.
Dilly be exslent nerse.
Mweah!

Dilly mayke Granny larf!
Dilly talk bowt Crismoss.
Be Crismoss soon.

Dilly say,
Farther Crismoss bring presents for Grannys?
Granny say,
"Mweah! Corsssse!!!"
Dilly like Granny.
Granny speek Dilly langwidge.

Now Dilly do new poll,
do for Crismoss.
Heer be kwestchun-

Kwestchun: Hoo pfer come down chimney wiv Farther Crismoss?

arnser 1: Ickol pwinsessy wagon in pink tutu an sparkly bow smell flowers an sparkol?
or-
arnser 2: Ickol stinky bear, not abol carry presents as bizzy scratchin bottom.

MWEAH!

Pleez vote now!!!!!!!!!!
Fnarrrr!

As be Cwissmoss,
Dilly open lots old polls for mor votes.
Awl be open till Cwissmoss Eev.
If miss befor, vote now!
Dilly be exslent syentiffik resertcher.

(Dilly dispoyntid most peepol get rong arnser larst time.
Dilly be forgivin wagon.
Mweah.
Try harder pleez.)

Dilly Granny be home now!
Be ok but be vewy kwyert.
Dilly think Granny be tyerd.
Dilly sing lluullabys to Granny,
sing LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!

(haff heer Dilly to get rite effekt)

Fnarr!!!!!!

Lots flowers be dliverd for Granny.
Dilly help raynge flowers,
put awl pink flowers in wun pot!
Be best!
Fnar!
MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Granny not be well

Dilly Granny not be well.
Gon hopsikol.
Dilly go vizit.
Nerses NOT WARE NERSEY HATS!!!
Dilly mayke growl.
How ment mayke better if not ware nersey hats?????

Miss Fluffy giv Dilly cuddols

Dilly go vizit Granny at weekend.
Dilly be frends wiv cats at Granny's.
Dilly luv Miss Fluffy.

Miss Fluffy giv Dilly cuddols!

"Hewo Miss Fluffy,

can be havin cuddol?"

Miss Fluffy say,
"Perrrrrrrruupppp!"
-Do meen "Yes."

"Not too tite!
Not too tite!"

"Ahhhhhhh...."

Dilly luv Granny!

Dilly's Granny hav berfday this week!
Be 2!
Dilly's present for Granny be littol Wagon on trayne!

Dilly luv Granny!

Dilly show Granny bustle!

Dilly hav pink bow like Granny's jumper!

MWEAH!

Dily like!

Dilly meet Phytheas at llama park!

MWEAH!
Dilly meet Phytheas!
Dilly go Ashdown Forest Llama Park.
Go wiv Bob, Mummy, Daddy, Granny.
Meet Phyth!
Phyth bring Phyth's Mummy an Phyth's frend Wallace.
All hav cups tea!

Smelly Bob, Ickol Phyth, Pwinsessy Dilly.

Ahhh.... Snowy Wallace be Phyth size!

Dilly see bayby alpacas!
Awwwwwwwwww be cewt!

Mummy like Llama calld Barney!
Sayme culler Mummy's Llama jumper!
Be wy Barney like Mummy?
Think laytid?
Llama calld William, like salt lick!

Dilly giv Phyth Curly Wurly choklit.
Phyth giv Dilly PINK choklit!
Hav pink bow on!
Dilly put new bow in antenna!
Dilly cownt choklits......

Have 2!

MWEAH!

Dilly like Phyth! Want meet gen!
Dilly like paca-llamas! Want see gen!
Dilly like choklit! Dilly like bow!

MWEAH!
DIlly like!

Meanie intervew Dilly!

1. Iff u dan twavow tu USA an bizzit annee wun whoo wud u bizzit an y?

Mweahhhh.... Dilly vizit Chuck! dilly like Chuck. Chuck be ferst other dwagon Dilly meet on pewter. Chuck be fun. Dilly an chuck go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee down bannister. Dilly an Chuck hide from Bears. Jumpt owt wen Bears go parst. Showt "GOT BEAR!" Nheeee he eheeee....


2. Iff u dood bee annee wun huhmun in hiztowwee who wud u bee an huhow wud u danj duh whold?

Mweah! Dilly be Mary Kwont. Dilly NOT invent mini-skirt. Dilly invent long, long long long pwinsessy dressis an all gerls evware ware longgg dwesses an look pwinsessy.

3. Wut huhmun du u admiow mozt an y?

Mweah!
Dilly mire Tommy Lee Jones. Tommy Lee Jones kill bad wagons an carfter littol wagons. Dilly see in dokmentry on telly. Dokmentry calld Men In Blak. Dilly see 2 times. Tommy Lee Jones brayve. Be frend ov littol wagons. Trayne other man be frend other wagons too. Ahhh..... Dilly lyke Tommy Lee Jones very much alot.

MWEAH!
Dilly mire "Horatio" too. 'Rayshio be on CSI Miami. Catch baddies. Carfter good peepol. Got majik sunglasses. Peepol not kno hoo be baddie. Rayshio put on sunglasses an then kno. Mweah! Rayshio be brayve. Liv neer croco-wagons, liv neer allogater-wagons.

MWEAH!
Dilly also mire Gwanny. Gwanny hav LOTS wagons in howse. Dilly like vizit an play wiv. Gwanny be Mummy's Mummy. Make Gwanny dubbol nice.

4. Wut duz yo poop wook yike? (min wookz yike wockz an duznt dink)

HEEEEEEEeheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nor, wagon poo not smell. BEAR poo smell. Smell bad!
Norrrrrr................... Dilly not kno wat Dilly poo be like! Dilly be laydy. Be pwinsessy. Dilly not look!

5. Doo u dweem in kolow?

MWEAH!! Dilly dweem in gweeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn an pink!

Thank Chuck for kwestchons!!!!

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Cats at Granny's house

Dilly go Granny's at weekend.

See Mrs Fluffy.

See Mr Scooter.

Both cats big old cats.

Both black.

Brother an sister.

Both frendly.

Mrs Fluffy mor frendly.

Play game.

Hide in igloo.

Dilly staulk tail:

Mrs Fluffy called Mrs Fluffy cos Fluffy:

Mr Scooter called Mr Scooter cos scoot abowt.

Mweah. Not scoot abowt now. Too old.

Mr Scooter got hertin bones.

Walk vewy vewy slowwwwly.

Sleep LOTS.

Aw. Poor Mr Scooter:

Mweah! Dilly like cats!