Mummy hav uther berfday.
How old?
Be big 2 now!!!
(Fnar. Dilly be cheeky wagon, say how old Mummy be.)
Dilly giv Mummy luvly sparkly card-
Dilly ryte on card,
Dilly poynt owt best bits cayse Mummy miss;
Dilly ryte "PINK" an "SPARKLY" an "FLWER".
Mweah.
Now Mummy not miss best bits.
Mummy fully preeshyate.
Dilly be exslent, genruss, helpfow wagon.