Yestday be Farther's Day.
Dilly an Bob get pwesents for Daddy.
Heer be:
Bob say bowt Bob pwesents on Bob blog.Dilly not tell bowt Bob pwesents.
Not be best pwesents.
Dilly pwesents be best.
Heer be Dilly pwesents:
Heer be Dilly laybols.Dilly rap up,
mayke own laybols:
Heer be Dilly pwesents inside.Be luvly smelly stuff,
mayke Daddy smell nice.
(Daddy be boy, need help smell nice.)
Be 2 bottols.
Wun hav WAGON froot in,
uther be GWEEN.
MWEAH!
Be good stuff.
Be exslent pwesents.
Heer be Dilly card.Card come wiv bloo stripes on.
Dilly culler wiv pink pen.
Mweah.
Mayke better:
Heer be IN Dilly card.Dilly rite wiv pink pen.
Be speshol.
Mweah!
Daddy like!
Fnarr!
