Oh deer! Dilly be gon long long time! (2 days!)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dilly be not blogger wagon fow long long time.
Sorwy!

Be bizzy carfterin Granny.
Then be bizzy carfterin Mummy too,
wen Mummy go bit gar gar.

FNAR!
Dilly Mummy not be laydy Gar Gar!
Norr!
FNAR!!
Not be wat Dilly meen.
Nor!
Mummy be good gerl. Ware nikkers.
Nor!

Dily meen,
Mummy sumtime need rest, arfter carfterin Granny.
Mweah.

Fnar!
Laydy Gar Gar!!!!
Fnnnnarrr!!!!!!!!!!

OK nuff now.
Heer be reezon for blog-
uther day,
be Farther's Day.
Heer be card Dilly get for Daddy.

Be most exslent card in werld, mweah?
MWEAH!
BE!

OK heer be present Dilly buy for Daddy-

MWEAH!
Be choklits in tin.
Tin be gween wiv spiky perply flowers.
MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE!

Dilly Daddy like too.
Dilly Daddy like mor an mor than Bob's stinky card an stoopid present.

(Daddy not akchly SAY so, but BE.
Not abol SAY so as then Bob be gowin on an on an on awl day an fowever.)

Byee!!!!

Farther's Day

Yestday be Farther's Day.
Dilly an Bob get pwesents for Daddy.
Heer be:Bob say bowt Bob pwesents on Bob blog.
Dilly not tell bowt Bob pwesents.
Not be best pwesents.
Dilly pwesents be best.
Heer be Dilly pwesents:Heer be Dilly laybols.
Dilly rap up,
mayke own laybols:Heer be Dilly pwesents inside.
Be luvly smelly stuff,
mayke Daddy smell nice.
(Daddy be boy, need help smell nice.)
Be 2 bottols.
Wun hav WAGON froot in,
uther be GWEEN.
MWEAH!
Be good stuff.
Be exslent pwesents.Heer be Dilly card.
Card come wiv bloo stripes on.
Dilly culler wiv pink pen.
Mweah.
Mayke better:Heer be IN Dilly card.
Dilly rite wiv pink pen.
Be speshol.
Mweah!
Daddy like!
Fnarr!

Father's Day

Yestaday be Father's Day.

Dilly an brother, Bob, make Daddy card.

Buy pressies.

Bob giv Daddy cayke.

Dilly giv Daddy choklits.

Choklits nice.

Choklits hav GWEEN nuts inside.

MWEAH! Dilly like!