Dilly mayke werm pie

Dilly be exslent cook.

Mummy say,
want mayke cottage pie.
Dilly say,
NOR!
NOR!
NOT mayke pie wiv briks in,
mayke yummy werm pie, sted!!
MWEAH!

Heer be how mayke yummy werm pie:

NEED
werms
collyflower
carrots
unyuns
herby herbs (yu chooz)
stok (hot warter wiv flayver)
bit butter

NOW
fry unyun, carrots, herby herbs....

add in
werms

also need add stok soon too.

 
Steeeeeem collyflower,

wen collyflower be soft,
mash up wiv bit butter, mash mash mash.

Put wermy mixcher in bowl.
Put mashy collyflower on top.

Put in uven.
Leev till be hot an bubbly.

Wen dun,
put spoonful on playte.

YUM!
WERM PIE!!!

Mweah.

Dilly be exslent cook.

Dilly be exslent nerse in nersey hat an help cook too.

Daddy get bad cold!
Cold be in hed.
(Nor!
Not meen be maginary!
Not that way be in hed!
Fnar!
Meen,
mayke HED hert!)

Dilly be nerse!
(Be exslent nerse.
Hav nersey hat.
AWL best nerses hav nersey hats.)

Dilly scribe pill,
uther pill,
(2 pills),
an hot hot tea mayde wiv jazzmin flowers.
Hav in crocowagon mug!Awww!!!!!!!
Daddy drink flowers!
MWEAH!
Mayke better!
(Dilly tell Daddy;
Daddy, be better!
Mweah!
Not argew wiv nerse in nersey hat!)

Awwww
next,
Mummy get cold too!
Dilly hav bizzy week!
Be on nerse dewty lots!

Dilly help Mummy bayke pies.
Nice big pies help feel better.
Dilly help stir middol stuff.
Mummy mayke paystry.
Then mummy put gether.
Dilly tern rown,
see pies,
think Mummy bayke wagonberds!!!!

NORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not be put ickol wagonberds in pie, Mummy!
Norrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Mummy say,
Norr! Not be, Dilly!
Not be!
Wagonberds not be reel!
Be ownly help hold up paystry!

FNNNARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly larf!
(Mummy want larf too,
but can ownly coff.)

Dilly help mayke yum fish pie!

Dilly help Mummy wiv fish pie.
Mummy mayke wiv cod, wiv prorns, wiv anchovees, wiv leeks, wiv caypers, wiv creeeem.... an paystry.
Dilly help brush cow-juce on top paystry.
Dilly cut owt paystry fish, put on top.
Be reddy for uven now!
All cookt!
Yum! Dilly bit hav prorn eskaypin.
Dilly like prorns.
Prorns be pink.
Dilly help cleer up.
Dilly sayve spare ror paystry for berds,
giv berds brekferst in mornin.
Dilly exslent cook,
exslent helper
exslent berd carfterer!

MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Dilly cook gween an pink dinner!

Dilly cook dinner!
Dilly hav phwish.
Phwish be pink!
Dilly hav herb.
Herb be calld DILL!

Dill be on Dilly!!!!

Dilly do collyflower an bwoccolly.
Mayke soft, mix wiv cweem.
Put in mold, mayke neet shaype.
Por buttry sorce rownd an rownd!

Dilly mayke gween an pink dinner!
MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE!