Dilly by luvly card for Mummy

Mummy hav uther berfday.
How old?
Be big 2 now!!!
(Fnar. Dilly be cheeky wagon, say how old Mummy be.)

Dilly giv Mummy luvly sparkly card-

Dilly ryte on card,
Dilly poynt owt best bits cayse Mummy miss;
Dilly ryte "PINK" an "SPARKLY" an "FLWER".
Mweah.
Now Mummy not miss best bits.
Mummy fully preeshyate.

Dilly be exslent, genruss, helpfow wagon.

Dilly spot pwinsessy car!

Dilly go shopping wiv Mummy an Granny.
Dilly spot pwinsessy car!
Be cadillak!

Hav ribbon!
HAV BIG PINK BOW!!!!!
Dilly wayte by Town Hall,
hope see pwinsess,
but not see.
Maybe be for Dilly?
Look for driver,
Dilly goin arsk,
"Pwinsess car be for Dilly?"
But no driver be,
an Mummy say,
"Come on, Dilly,
haff go now."
Dowwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........
Dilly haff go!
Never see hoo be in car!
Never hav go in car!
Dowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
be awl Mummy's falt.
MWEAH!
NEXT time!

Luvly pwesents an cards!!!!!

Dilly an Bob get sprizes in post!
Look!
Be big porsol!
Be fwom HAMMIE HAMSTER!!!!!

Be cards!!!

MWEAH!
Hav pikchers mandalas,
Hammie's Ma dror!
(Be vewy clever laydy.)

 Awww....

Dilly be glad be Hammie fwend too!
 
Wat else be??

Be luvly DUTCH cookies!
Bob get owt ov box,
but Mummy say,
hav SHARE, Bob!
(MWEAH!)

An wat else.....
WOW!!!!

Be speshow choklits!
Be in shaype letters.
Wun be D an wun be B.
Good.
Bob not be abol steel Dilly's!

Nyum nyum nyum.....
be luvly!

THANK, HAMMIE!!!!
BIG THANK!!!!!!

Luvly card fwom Beanie!!!!!

Postman bring sprize!
Be mor Beanie cards!
HUWAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLY LUV GET BEANIE CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Awww....
Beanie an Beanie Ma say THANK for vizit larst week!

 Awww,
Beanie an Andrea,
be vewy welkum!
Dilly think vizit day be goin be wun Dilly's most fayvrit memrys ever!
MWEAH!!!!!!
(Not worry:
 Dilly hav slektiv memry.
 Dilly abol deleet bit ware Bob fart in cafe.)