Farther's Day

Yestday be Farther's Day.
Dilly an Bob get pwesents for Daddy.
Heer be:Bob say bowt Bob pwesents on Bob blog.
Dilly not tell bowt Bob pwesents.
Not be best pwesents.
Dilly pwesents be best.
Heer be Dilly pwesents:Heer be Dilly laybols.
Dilly rap up,
mayke own laybols:Heer be Dilly pwesents inside.
Be luvly smelly stuff,
mayke Daddy smell nice.
(Daddy be boy, need help smell nice.)
Be 2 bottols.
Wun hav WAGON froot in,
uther be GWEEN.
MWEAH!
Be good stuff.
Be exslent pwesents.Heer be Dilly card.
Card come wiv bloo stripes on.
Dilly culler wiv pink pen.
Mweah.
Mayke better:Heer be IN Dilly card.
Dilly rite wiv pink pen.
Be speshol.
Mweah!
Daddy like!
Fnarr!

Dilly mayke film bowt thunder

On Monday, hav lots thunder!
Dilly LUV thunder!
Thunder be wagons in clowds,
wagons play gaymes,
play chayse,
play hide-an-seek.
Fnarr!!
Dilly film in thunder.
Ware be Bob?
Find owt at end!
FNARR!!!!!!

Dorothy be laydy Bear an come vizit!

Speshul gest come stay today.
Be calld Dorothy.
Dorothy be Bear.
Dorothy come from Kansas, like Dorothy in Wizerd ov Oz!
Dorothy be travlin werld!
Larst week be wiv Julie.
Julie mayke speshul waistcoat for Dorothy.
Julie be sooooooooo clever!

Dilly an smelly Bob plarnt speshul flowers for Dorothy.
Speshul flowers be snapwagons!
Hope flowers come befor Dorothy go way.
Then Dorothy say,
"Wen be wiv Julie, go Wales!
See Wales wagons!
Buy Dilly pwesent!"
Awwww!Wat be?
Wat be?MWEAH!
Choklit!Dorothy say,
be speshul choklit for wagons.
Say,
Julie tell Dorothy bowt Dilly,
tell Dorothy Dilly be ickol wagon.
Awwwwwwwwww THANK Dorothy!
THANK Julie!!!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

(Be Bear, but be gerl Bear.
So not be too smelly.
Mweah.)

Dilly find intrestin artkol

Dilly find intrestin artkol in mazereen.
Look!Fnnarrrr!!!!!!!
say ickol wagon!!
Fnarrrr!!!!!!!!
Be bowt tarragon.
MWEAH!
Mumy cook wiv tarrowagon.
Cook wiv chikn.
Be luvly.
Dilly always help.
Go chop chop chop.
In go!
Nyum!
Dilly like!

Toadflax come bak bigger! Mweah!

Kno wat toadflax be?
Toadflax be flower.
Be like snapwagon flower.
(Snapwagon be mostly Dilly's fayvrit flower!)
But toadflax be WILD flower.
Mweah!

Larst yeer,
Dilly plarnt toadflax in garden.
Heer be (larst yeer)-
Heer be toadflax NOW-Dilly's toadflax come bak BIG!!!
Be big as Mummy's hand-Be longer than Dilly snowt!
(an be MUTCH longer than Dilly nose. Dilly hav SHORT nose, long snowt.)

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Noying!

Dilly jus be dleetin spam messidges for 2 hours!
Silly spam not eevn be Inglish!
Sily spam be Chyneez!
Dilly not reed Chyneez!
Wy leev spam in Chyneez on Inglish blog?
Mweah!
Be bluddy stoopid!
Stoppit!
Stoppit!
Dilly bet be boy doin spam.
Bet be stinky derty smelly boy nonsense idiot.
MWEAH!
NOT MAYKE DILLY ANGRY!
DILLY COM POKE WIV POYNTY STIK!!!!
MWEAH!