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Monday, July 2, 2018

Halflings couple smoking funny herbs under the full moon


Some funny herbs to smoke at midnight by Tore Nielsen
(d10)
1: Gorgon Veridian: Great for jitters as it makes you stiff as a board. Gives very calming slow dreams about being a vein of ore. 
2: Zaffre Leaf: Gives the smoker the ability to see through solid objects. As a side effect everything is tinted blue.
3: Jester’s Bud: Makes things extremely funny. Breaks down all language barriers.
4: Chocolate Cosmos: Makes all foodstuffs creamy and bittersweet to the palate. Makes eating very appealing. 
5: Uncle’s Astral Blend: Smoked with a partner and sends your astral bodies off to the Rainbow Skein, deep in the Elemental Plane.
6: Purple Chameleon: The smoker’s skin becomes a kaleidoscope of color. This can be used for camouflage, if only one can concentrate on that, and not the fractal specks of beauty.
7: Green Serene: The smoker becomes calm. All madness and fear evaporates, and the smoker is immune to all mental anguish for 1D4 hours. Highly addictive.
8: Skystormer’s Delight: The smoker can float like a helium balloon and swim in air. Using physical strength becomes difficult, as there is no real leverage. 
9: Wallflower Blend: People ignore the smoker, unless they do something outrageous or threatening. It is said that the effect does not work on those who truly love the smoker. 
10: Glutton Red: The smoker smells like freshly baked cake and will genuinely be good to eat!