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This was an ad placed in our local booster, this week, for our little town that was just too funny not to share. Hope you have a good laugh.

The Burning Questions

• Can you cry under water?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• Do the Alphabet & Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?
• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
• Why are we "head over heels" when we're happy, isn't that the way we normally are?
• Why can Goofy stand & Pluto is on all fours if they're both dogs?
• Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
• Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but stick their heads out the window during a car ride?
• If you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Do penguins have knees?
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
• Why is an alarm clock "going off" when really it is coming on?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• When bald people work as chefs, do they wear hair nets?
• Why say "slept like a baby" if babies wake up every 2 hours?
• If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
• Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
• Why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light?

So I saw this all on a shirt today and had to get it for my brother. Hope it brought a smile to your face.