Why doesnt England Have a Climate

A friend of mine from way back who was over here on a Mission wrote home and told her mum that.
England doesn't have a climate, it just has weather.

Well Jan, seems we have even more weather now.
It has rained for 3 weeks, been really windy, and now its turning cold as well. It is miserable and playing havoc with my migraines.

We are dreaming of a white Christmas, but that dream will either be blown or float away and drown.
All this and dark by 4pm.....Time to emigrate I think.