To an ice cream lover like me, this is the ultimate wrong: mashed potatoes and gravy.
Do I really need to explain? Look closely. 
If you have children at home, this will work. Hmm, I wonder if this would make a Blue Monday post? Yep, it would!
We've all heard of green eggs and ham. I'd eat it with my eyes closed.
This is an easy one. Change the dresser drawers, so that when he opens one, he'll wonder ... ?
My favorite. Place a piece of tape over the button so that the phone will continue ringing when he tries to answer.
Now this is from me for you:
Going, Going, Gone!
