Showing posts with label texas chainsaw retro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label texas chainsaw retro. Show all posts

Friday, May 2, 2014

Ranking The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Franchise


Forty years and 7 films.  For a well known horror franchise, that's kind of on the light end.  But, we should really be counting that from when the 2nd one came out.  Making sequels to this sort of thing weren't thought of back in 1974.  And with the end of the retrospective comes the wonderful ranking.  This franchise only contains 2 terrible movies for me.  So 5/7 isn't too bad.  For the common observer though, I think its probably significantly less as a few are acquired tastes and/or grow on you over the years.  But, no matter how bad it got, nothing will ever taint the original film.  It stands large and tall over the remainder of this series, much like Halloween towers above the rest of its franchise.  This series started off with one of the greatest horror (and low budget) films of all time.  So, nothing that follows is likely to have that same impact. That doesn't mean there isn't fun to be had with these movies.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

TCM At 40 Retrospective: Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)


Texas Chainsaw 3D
2013
Director: John Lussenhop
Starring: Alexandra Daddario, Trey Songz, Scott Eastwood, Tania Raymonde, Keram Malicki-Sanchez
Rated: R


Do your thing, cuz!

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

TCM At 40 Retrospective: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Beginning (2006)


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
2006
Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Starring: Jordanna Brewster, R Lee Ermey, Taylor Handley, Diora Baird, Matt Bomer, Andrew Bryniarski, Lee Tergesen
Rated: R

I like your new face.
    ~Sheriff Hoyt

Friday, April 18, 2014

TCM At 40 Retrospective: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
2003
Director:  Marcus Nispel
Starring:  Jessica Biel, R. Lee Ermey, Eric Balfour, Jonathan Tucker, Mike Vogel, Erica Leerhsen, Andrew Bryniarski
Rated: R

You kids shouldn't have messed with that little girls.  You brought this all on yourself.
                                  ~Sheriff Hoyt

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

TCM At 40 Retrospective: Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Next Generation (1994)


Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
1994
Director: Kim Henkel
Starring: Academy Award Winner Renee Zellweger, Academy Award Winner Matthew McConaughey
Rated: R

Welcome...to myyyyyy world!
             ~Vilmer

Monday, April 14, 2014

TCM At 40 Retrospective: Leatherface - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)


Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
1990
Director: Jeff Burr
Starring: Kate Hodge, Viggo Mortensen, Ken Foree, Joe Unger, Tom Everett
Rated: R, but nobody watches that version

Hey, if you need anything...just twitch.
                  ~Eddie "Tex" Sawyer

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

TCM At 40 Retrospective: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2
1986
Director: Tobe Hooper
Starring: Caroline Williams, Dennis Hopper, Bill Moseley, Jim Siedow, Lou Perryman
Unrated

You have one choice, boy:  sex or the saw.  Sex is, well...nobody knows.  But the saw...the saw is family.
                                                      ~Drayton Sawyer

Monday, April 7, 2014

TCM At 40 Retrospective: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
1974
Director: Tobe Hooper
Starring: Gunnar Hansen, Marilyn Burns, Paul A Partain, Jim Siedow, Edwin Neal
Rated: R

The film which you are about to see is the account of a tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother Franklin.  It is all the more tragic in that they were young.  But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see the mad and macabre as they were to see that day.  For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare.  The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of America history, the Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
                                                         ~John Larroquette