WARNING: Spoilers for a generally disliked 9 year old film follow.
This is the tale of my love and passion for film biting me in the ass for once. For being the guy who "knows more about movies than anyone" else going in. I know what movies are getting made and what's going on before you even know it exists because of a trailer. I was paying attention to The Village before you even had a sniff of it. That kind of smugness.
