What a way to start a day
I know...I know...
But it's not what you think.
Now, don't get me wrong.
I have GREAT love and appreciation for those who protect us.
I also watched CHIPS while growing up and had a huge crush on Larry Wilcox (the blonde one).
So, overall, I totally dig cops on motorcylces.
But, I've been SO good lately about driving the speed limit (no, really, I have) and so when he pulled up behind me with his lights flashing (yes, this is the actual picture of the actual flashing lights this morning), I seriously could not even imagine what the issue was.
Expired registration.
And did you know that if it's been expired for 3 months or more they can (and are supposed to) impound your vehicle on the spot?
I didn't either.
"Shut up!" I said.
"I won't." said the nice officer.
"I can't believe this! I moved last year. I'm sure they mailed me something I never got."
"I actually believe you. And I like you. I like your attitude. I like your license plate. You can keep the car. But, here's a ticket. Get it renewed by the end of the month."
Seriously.
I need a wife.
I can't do all the things I need to do.
I'm not complaining...don't get me wrong.
Grateful to have a job that I love.
I love having people in my life who need me (and who I need).
I like where I'm at.
But, if you knew the week I'd had...
yeah...
there are better ways to start a day.
(anyone want to go get my car registered for me?)
5 comments:
If I lived by you I TOTALLY would cause well you know. But SERIOUSLY!?! you need a wife? Laurel...really? I don't want to be your wife sorry.
I thought maybe you were late by a couple of weeks -- you know -- August! BUT 3 MONTHS???
How about a Bobbie? You want a Bobbie? Bobbie would never let that happen.
Oh Laurel...
"I need a wife."
Seems sorta sexist, doesn't it, to imply (or state as you have so boldly) that only a 'wife' could help you get your life organized? Would a 'husband', or male, not be up to the task of organizing Miss Laurel's life?? Very interesting discussion topic, eh?
Hmmm...it reminds me of the feminist essay "Why I Want a Wife." Good read.
"...who wouldn't want a wife?!"
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