We take a short break from the birthday countdown to bring you this important announcement

It should be against the law to sell a single girl a north-facing house.

WANTED: One "legal" male roommate who will adore me and shovel the 2+ feet of snow in my driveway.

(We had a bit of a snowstorm today. I couldn't get my car out. I had to make the decision to WALK to Church. And it's not like there's a Church building every 2 blocks or something! I had to walk THREE blocks...in a blizzard...uphill...both ways...)

Here's the deal. I'm not soliciting a husband. I'm really not. Just a male roommate who will shovel my snow. But as long as he's going to be living with me, it would be better for it to be "legal" and as long as it's legal, knowing he adores me will make everything perfect.

WHAT I NEED: A currently single male, age 31-42, without a felony record (simple misdemeanors will be considered) but with a job, a testimony of Jesus Christ and a general love of life (or at least an appreciation for my love of life).

WHAT HE GETS IN RETURN: A girl who is getting cuter with time (really, someday soon I'll show the timeline pictures to prove it), no felony record (though in fairness you should know I was "1 ticket away" from getting my driver's license revoked and had to be "ticket free" for 3 years but I made it!), a testimony that is as solid as they come (albeit a simple one), very funny (at least occasionally) with an ability to laugh at most things in life (at least eventually), recently gave up her love of Barry Manilow because of his political views (even sent him an email to share my disgust), educated enough to provide assistance for your voting needs (Tam lets me tell her how to vote so I always get 2 votes each election. It's a great arrangement), well read (better read when it comes to Jane Austen, but I've read lots of other stuff too), a great cook (i'm creative and I never measure), AND as if all of this is not enough, I am totally prepared to be the best roommate ever...I'll adore him and support him.

And seriously...ALL THIS just for shoveling my snow (which is only like 3 months out of the year) and occassionally, while looking at me, saying sweetly, "how did I get so dang lucky to end up with you?"
Is that too much to ask?

If you or someone you know might qualify, leave your info here. This position will be posted until its filled.

And now, back to the birthday countdown...