I'm beginning to think I'll just plain never get used to the fact that Batman: The Brave and The Bold even exists.

You guys, there is a television show that actually exists in this, the real world, in which Batman, Detective Chimp,B'wana Beast and Vixen all team-up to defeat Gorilla Grodd, Monsieur Mallah and The Gorilla Boss of Gotham City and their invasion force of mind-controlled, machine gun-wielding gorillas.

And that is not even the craziest part of the episode, seeing as how the very same episode begins with a scene of The Spectre using his God-given ghost powers to turn an evil scientist into living cheese in order to entice a bunch of rats to eat him alive. And at the climax, B'wana Beast uses his weird-ass powers to...well, I don't want to spoil it, but...my God, this fucking show.

*The name given to two books "published" by DC Comics on their office photocopier in 1978, filled with stories that were completed (or very nearly completed), but were axed as part of a sudden reduction in the number of books the company was publishing at the time.

VIXEN

can't eat ice cream. She's a supermodel.