Saturday, December 1, 2007
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Pulled Over in Utah
by Deb & Doc - 2007
(sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")
Deb and Doc got pulled over by Bambi
Ridin' up to Kevin's property
Deb said those flashing lights weren't for us
But Doc said, "Holy crap! They are for me"
We went too fast heading out of Cedar
All the way through a construction zone
Deb thought Bambi looked like Molly Mormon
But Doc said, "She's a DIKE right to the bone!"
Doc said, "Please, oh please make it a warning"
The cop said, "I'm citing you just as I should"
Deb said, "Doc, you could have shown your cleavage
but with a girl cop that won't do no good!"
We should have put a moral to this story
But anger hinders creativity
So, if you're ever pulled over in Utah
Just suck it up and pay the FRIGGIN' FEE!
Friday, June 1, 2007
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Monday, January 1, 2007
Over the Muddy and Through the Fields
by Vicki Conger
(Sing to the tune of "Over the River and Through the Woods")
to Grandfather's house we go.
We come everyday to Barney's Cafe'
I'll take a Sloppy Joe!
Over the highway and through the dip
Oh, Grandpa does despise
when kids get rough and mess with stuff
Then blood pressure starts to rise!
Over the Muddy and through the fields
to Grandmother's house we drive
Can kids stick around while we go to town
just for an hour of five?
Over the highway and through the dip
That there's an S-U-V
Don't fall in love with it because
it's leaving with us next week!
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