Suddenly, Spider-Woman's Rogues Gallery Is Looking Pretty Gosh-Darned Intimidating

The (kind-of) original Blue Beetle -- the one who was an archaeologist and not a cop -- defended the world against such menaces as (clockwise from top left)...

• Baron Von Howdy Doody!
• Furry Conventioneer Who Can't Walk Upright Because A Couple Of Ruffians Jabbed Pool Cues In The Costume's Eyeballs Man!
• The Micronauts Bandito!
• The Red Hulk's More Flamboyant Uncle!
• Battle Roomba!
• The Living Loincloth and his atomic-powered baby bottle!
• Fellatiobot!

Okay, so that last one was a bit obvious, but c'mon. I couldn't resist!