Babe of the Day - Jenna Jameson

You don't see many of these do you, Jenna Jameson with her clothes on.

Just saw them photos of the demonstrations in London

and I'm absolutely horrified by the hypocritical twats holding violent banners protesting against being projected as.. being violent...!

This whole cartoons saga is shambles - The original cartoons when they appeared weren't exactly in very good taste OR funny but nobody really took notice, people moved on, some probably stopped buying that danish newspaper and thats the most I would've done too, but that was it, four months ago. And during the Hajj it was the Saudis who tried to divert the attention from the stampede deaths by bringing up this issue again and recalling their diplomatic staff. Twats of the highest order. And now its all spiralling out of control!

The twats with the banners, I'd love to ask them what part of Islam actually allows them to be so cuntish and talk about 'beheading infidels' etc.

According to hadith and the account of Prophet Mohamed's life, you cannot stop people from making fun of your beliefs, what you can do is take it on the chin and ignore it. During the early days of Islam there was an old lady in Medina who used to throw rubbish at the Prophet and scream obscenities while he was on the way to his mosque. However, he never asked for her to be beheaded. Instead, when one day she didn't appear as usual while he was on his way to the mosque, he actually went to her door to find out if she was okay.

There are hundreds of other examples the Prophet has set for us to follow, stressing on tolerance more than anything else, and what we have is a handful of cunts acting in the name of MY religion giving the rest of us a bad name.

NOTE: Its almost a little weird, that EVERY SINGLE ONE of the banners seems to be written on the same paper, by the same person (handwriting). This looks like someone's made the most out of a fantastic opportunity.

4's for the Goose

4's for The Goose

4 Jobs you had:
Sold doubleglazing, Barman, Store Manager at Phones4U, Advertising Executive.

4 Films that you can watch again and again:
Snatch, Fightclub, Lock Stock, Before Sunrise/After Sunset

4 Places in which you lived:
Liverpool, Riyadh, Swanley, Brentford

4 TV programmes you never miss:
Sopranos, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Becker

4 Places you’ve been on Vacations:
Singapore, Malaga, San Francisco, Prague

4 of you Favorites Dishes:
Briyani, Kebabs (all sorts), Chicken in blackbean and pepper sauce, Mandee (this smoked rice + roast chicken thingy you get here in Dubai)

4 Websites you visit daily:
BBC, Guardian, Football 365, Liverpoolfc.tv

4 Places where you would like to be right now:
Edinburgh, Stamford Bridge (for tomorrows game), NY, in Eva Mendes' bed

4 Bloggers to whom you pass this challenge:
To anyone who wants to, answer on your blog (leave a link in the comments) or just answer in the comments.

Pregnant? Not again!

This is the latest rumor surfacing. Britney who just gave birth to her first child, Sean Preston, four months ago is said to be exhibiting signs she's pregnant again.

A friend of the singer is quoted as saying: "Britney is definitely pregnant again.

"She is acting the same way she did when she was expecting her first child."

An onlooker at a shop in Malibu claims she had been seen patting her stomach and telling fellow shoppers. "That's right. Baby number two."

One shopper said: "I've heard from other people in the neighborhood that she is pregnant, and she looks it."

Oh how it used to be

Yeti Sports

In this installment you must make Pingu the penguin jump as high as you can by using icicles as steps. [via]

Country Music

Actual Country Song Titles:

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.
If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It.
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
I Wish I Were A Lesbian
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
Many More

World Stadiums

Amazing site with info on all the major stadiums of the world

Arsenal unveil new team bus!

Babe of the Day: Selma Hayek

Salma Hayek Gallery 1

Salma Hayek Gallery 2

And the nominees are...

The list of Oscar nominees is out today, and it's mostly unsurprising. Gay Cowboys and George Clooney, so basically just Gay Cowboys. Nothing unexpected there. There were a few unexpected bits that popped up, though. Amy Adams for best supporting actress in Junebug, and Keira Knightley for best actress in Pride and Prejudice.

Continue reading for the full list of nominees and some fabulous pictures of Keira Knightley

Tara Reid = Chav scum

For those of you who missed it the first time as we had bandwidth issues. Click for biggery

I ain't as think as you dumb!

I had the most embarrasing moments anyone could have had but one of still makes laugh like hell. it was during my stay at the hotel. one day i was going down in the elevator when another person whom i havent met until then started talking to me.He asked 'How are you?" and I answered "Fine" surprised at it. He then asked me "What else are you up to" and i replied "nothing". Finally he turned to me and said "Do You Mind I Am On The Phone"!!.It was then that i realized he was talking on his Mobile.

More Dumb Moments

Awesome Beach Shots

Now thats 8 reasons to hit the beach this weekend!

The biggest football shirt ever?

Submitted by one of our readers, the crowd will unwrap this big fuckoff shirt at the end, watch!

Babe of the Day - Adriana Lima

Ladies and Gents, I present to you the wonderful Adriana Lima! Its worth noting that she missed the 1st position in our BABE OF THE YEAR competition by JUST 1 VOTE! The winner was Alessandra Ambrosio

Women aint funny!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...

Not really funny was it? If you're a girl, you might wanna check out more MEN JOKES here

If you're a guy, maybe you can help me with this. I honestly can't think of any genuinely funny women that I know. You know like when you're with your mates and there's always a funny one in the group who keeps comin up with all kinds of shit and you're worried about your sides splitting and pissing your pants cuz you're laughing so hard, why don't you get that with women?

Lets face it, guys ONLY laugh with women when they wanna get into her pants or when they're being polite.

Don't get me wrong, every now and then women do say things that make you laugh but its not intended. You know what I mean? Here's a list of some of the best 'Out of the mouth of babes'

Look what I caught!

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Offside Rule Explained - FOR WOMEN!

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.



The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.



It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.



Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!



At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!



BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!



NOW DO YOU GET IT?!!

Relive the moment

Click the above image to watch. Length, 6 minutes ish.

BRING IT ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Liverpool will now play the Man USA Buccs at Anfield in the 5th round tie of the F.A.Cup

Can't wait! Although 'God' won't be eligible to play as he's cuptied for this competition, we should be able to get revenge this time. Its at Anfield, which means our supporters will blow the roof off the stadium with the noise... Should be a brilliant game