A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

Henna won't be online for the rest of the day so I can safely post this here without her finding out. I'm flying out to spend a day with her and she doesn't know about it - will be a surprise.
Will be back on Saturday, might not be able to post much until then.

Meanwhile, you can go through the archives - some pretty interesting shit has been posted here in the past few months. Check it out for yourselves.

Interesting meme.

Saw this on someone's blog and I can't believe I'm posting this here. But thats the thing with blogging. Even though I can admit my sordid secrets, it can't do any damage as no one really knows me personally in the blogsphere and those who know me personally don't know I blog. Its a win win situation. Its simple - All you have to do is copy it and hilghlight the ones which are true. The ones you don't highlight will be the things you've done.

I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car.
I’ve Never Been To Japan.
I’ve Never Been In A Taxi.
I’ve Never Been In Love.
I’ve Never Had Sex In a Public Place.
I’ve Never Been Dumped.
I’ve Never Done Cocaine
I’ve Never Shoplifted.
I’ve Never Been Fired
I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight.
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse
I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House.
I’ve Never Been Tied Up.
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
I've Never Had a Threesome
I've Never Been Arrested.
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger.
I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job.
I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square.
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I’ve Never Lied To A Friend.
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans.
I’ve Never Been To Europe.
I’ve Never Skipped School.
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose.
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office.
I’ve Never Been Married.
I’ve Never Been Divorced.
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
I’ve Never Posed Nude.
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
I've Never Done Anal Sex.
I’ve Never Killed Anyone.
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner. (Lovebites, if they count)
I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar.
I've Never Taken a Hallucinogenic Drug.
I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire.
I’ve Never Eaten Sushi. - Tried it, the fish needed to be grilled.
I’ve Never Been Snowboarding.
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone.
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online.

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Wankers

San Francisco's Center for Sex and Culture played host on Saturday to the city's annual "Masturbate-a-thon," an event its organisers said could draw up to 120 people from across the United States aiming to have a good time with themselves.

The event was organized to help raise funds for the center, and, according to its organizer, provide an outlet for safe sex for those who enjoy pleasuring themselves in a semi-public setting.

Carol Queen, director of the center, acknowledged that the event is unusual - even by San Francisco's standards. The permissive city, which helped ignite a debate on gay marriage last year, tolerates many sorts of sexual behavior but masturbation seems a topic that is off-limits, she said.

"Even people who are sexually frisky ... might have the bias that many Americans do, that it's second-best sex, that it's something you do if you can't figure something else out," Queen said.

The Saturday night event also had a competitive side.

One New York man arrived shortly after 5 p.m. seeking to break the endurance six-and-a-half hour record set at last year's event. The rules allow for a five-minute break every hour.

The female marathon winner last year, Norine Dworkin, chronicled her experiences in the women's magazine Marie Claire, saying hours later the activity was "about as pleasurable as rubbing an elbow." Read Full Story

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WTF is wrong with people! Running out of ideas?? I mean its understandable to do it with your partner or whatever turns you on but in pubic for hours?

Some guys get really turned on watching a girl do it. Whats to stop these sad wankers from actually turning the whole thing into an orgy??

Do da dudek: The Dudek Shuffle is catching on!

The wobbly legged routine that Jerzy did during the penalties in Istanbul was not only effective in putting off the Italian players, but also piss funny to watch. And now its catching on accross Britain and Poland massively.

Here's one not very good impression of the famous Dudek Shuffle.



And here are some nutters found practicing it in the street.





Although he might not stay at Anfield too long, he'll always be remembered in the hearts of the KOP. He is a top bloke as well. This is from an interview on the Official LFC website.

Dudek said: "Lots of people here have been doing the Dudek shuffle. The Liverpool players and some of the wives and girlfriends were also doing it during the party we had after the game. They kept pulling me on the dance floor and said 'Come on, do the Dudek shuffle!"

Dudek also spoke about how proud he is of his son Alexander who is an adopted scouser.

Dudek said: "He is a real Liverpudlian. He is more English than Dutch, even though he was born and raised in Holland with I used to play for Feyenoord.

"I really have to laugh when he talks. He talks just like Steven Gerrard. When he walks through the house and he has to go out, he shouts 'Where's me shoes?' When I tell him he should not say 'me shoes' but 'my shoes' he just shrugs his shoulders. But I like it because my wife Mirellaand I love Liverpool. Alexander goes to a state school and my wife loves nothing more than going around the mothers' houses and Alexander always brings other kids home. It is a great city.

CRUYFF: YNWA sent shivers down my spine!

Dutch legend Johan Cruyff has praised Liverpool to the heights and added he was personally moved by the Reds supporters in Istanbul and the rendition of You'll Never Walk Alone sent shivers down his spine.

Cruyff says the Liverpool supporters are special and the greatest in the world and were the 12th man to lift their team to a wonderful victory.

Cruyff said: "There's not one club in Europe with an anthem like You'll Never Walk Alone.

"There's not one club in the world so united with the fans. I sat there watching the Liverpool fans and they sent shivers down my spine. A mass of 40,000 people became one force behind their team. That's something not many teams have. For that I admire Liverpool more than anything."

Cruyff also had praise for manager Rafael Benitez for the way he turned Liverpool's fortunes around at half-time.

Cruyff said: "Benitez is now in a new echelon of top coaches in Europe. Only the best coaches in the world can inspire comebacks like that.

"I always rated him when he worked in Spain. His vision, the way he made his team play, their style proves he's a very modern coach.

"Benitez showed in the second half how attacking he can make Liverpool play. Maybe he should have done it earlier but he showed the character and quality of a truly top coach.

"In the second half he created pressure on Milan. He took a full back out, put an extra man in midfield and we saw all the real one-to-one fights in the most important areas of the field. That's where Liverpool beat the great Milan.

"With this victory Liverpool now have a coach touched by the glory of the great Liverpool teams of the past.

"I rate Steven Gerrard so highly and he is one of the best midfielders in the world and I call Jamie Carragher my Marathon Man. He looks like a marathon runner whose legs are turning to jelly as he's about to cross the finishing line but he finds more energy to get there. The sliding tackle he made after receiving treatment for cramp summed up the character of the team. He was phenomenal.

"Jerzy Dudek is the man whose saves brought Liverpool the European Cup. The man has been criticised for a year. The double save he made from Shevchenko gave him the confidence to perform like he did in the penalty shoot-out. He took the mickey out of the Milan players during the shoot-out. He drove them crazy!"

In other news from Anfield:

29/05/05 : Diego Maradona is an adopted scouser
29/05/05 : Kaka: Reds should defend their title
29/05/05 : Carra: Rafa is special
29/05/05 : Stam gutted but praises Reds comeback
29/05/05 : Rush urges UEFA to allow Reds back in
29/05/05 : Kaiser: Reds must defend their title
29/05/05 : Johansson backs Reds cause

Babe of the Day - Carmen Electra

Perfection? I think so.

Here's the gallery if you're not convinced.

Stereotype of the Day

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