We've had some great quotes at our house, but these rank (in my opinion) as some of the best of the past 1.5 years....
Leslie: “Mom, pretend we’re your kids…”
Micah (age 4): Oh, I found it! Oh no, it is just an atom.
Micah (age 4): Come on Evelyn, we got the control panel mobilized.
Owen and Troy (at Walmart): People are probably looking at us and thinking we are already 7 years old…
Mom: Evelyn, did you poop in Jonas’ room? Good job!
Mom: Did my song sound pretty or ugly?
Micah: Uh, it was pretty and ugly.
(Leslie, Owen, Troy, & Micah sneaking downstairs…)
Leslie: Let’s act like humans in front of mom and dad.
Troy: On our star walk I want to see the deep spoon.
Owen: You mean the Big Dipper!
Troy: When I grow up, in my civilized brain I will like potatoes.
Leslie: Evelyn, I love you.
Evelyn: Oh.
Troy: They probably put her in hypersleep so she wouldn’t feel any pain.
Owen: Killing your sister is kinda violent…
Jonas: (Reading from the scriptures) “Do you give yourself “wally” to the church?”
Dad: The word is “wholly”
Bob: “Where in the world are my contacts? They’re not in this case, or in this one… Where are they? Where could I have put them?”
Dresden: “They are in your head.”
Troy: Dad, you are good at speaking Spanish. That is because you went to China.
Troy (getting ready for church): I wish we lived in China.
Mom: Why?
Troy: Then it would be night and I could take my shoes off.
Evelyn: I lub you.
Evelyn: 1, 2, 3, 4, 10, 5!
And that is all for now... many more to come!
5 comments:
that was so cute and fun to read! i love all of your kids. we should babysit for you guys again soon!
I love them all. A lot. It's hard to pick a favorite but Leslie's "Let's act like humans" is pretty great. I love your kids. And you too.
Love this post! I hope someday that my kids have civilized brains and like potatoes.
These are all so great! Thanks for the laugh :)
yay--I loved them all! you're family is so so so great! Seriously, you're an amazing family.
i love it, several laugh out loud comments!
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