Mr. "H. Lyon," a radical, writes from the South that "severe punishment must be meted out to all disloyalty." We hope that he will get "the lion's share. "--Prentice.
The people of Toronto are very much afraid of an uprising of the Fenians. We have a general uprising of all sorts of people here every morning.--Prentice.
A friend has sent us from Utah a violent speech of Brigham Young against the United States. Brigham is as salty as his own great Lake.--Prentice.
On old lady being asked to subscribe to a newspaper, declined on the ground that when she wanted news she manufactured it.
A company boring for oil in Kansas have struck a fluid which looks like milk, which puzzles them greatly. They have been unable thus far to churn it into butter.
"Good morning, Jones. How does the world use you?"
"It uses me up, thank you."
