Jesus Said Love Everyone

In primary this past Sunday...

Stephanie, to our junior primary: Did you guys know that Jesus loves the kids all over the world?!?

5-year-old Jack: Even the Chinese kids?!?


Even the Chinese kids Jack!



And Brett clapped and yelled yay after every prayer and song in Sacrament Meeting. I had to pretend that it wasn't okay to teach him to be quiet during the meeting, but inside I was laughing so hard.

Pregnant?

In sharing time yesterday, we were talking about temples (what are temples?) and how special they are. One member of the bishopric asked the junior primary what we do at the temple.

Little Timmy from my class yelled out, "Get mawwied and get pwegnet!"



Close Timmy. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

You Can Pick Your Friends, And You Can Pick Your Nose... But You Can't Pick Your Friends' Nose

Salt, sugar, and lemon juice. We tasted these three things in sunbeams (3 - 4 year-olds) today.

After talking about how we are so thankful for our tongues so we can taste, I asked what things were not good to taste.

*Deep in thought*


"Ummm...


... boogers!"


"That's right. Boogers. Don't eat 'em. They are not good to taste. And don't drink the cleaners under the kitchen sink either, okay kids?"

But after how awful they were today, maybe I just should have suggested taking a sip or three of Windex.



And I won't let any of them put their grubby little booger fingers on me any more.

When Life Gives You Lemons...

At church, with the sunbeams...(3-4 year-olds)

Teacher?


Yes?


Your dress smells like lemons.


Why thank you!


...I don't like lemons.








Well, I don't like you.



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