Okay I didn't. But that would have been awesome.
Lindsey was trying out for
American Idol, and I said I'd go with her. We had so much fun. I did not try out. Even just for fun. I
don't sing. The End.
The forecast said Hell was going to be really hot, and Arizona was going to be even hotter. Lucky us. When it's 93 degrees at 5 in the morning, you know it's going to be a scorcher! We were a little bit miserable all week.
We filmed for about 2 hours singing Bon Jovi's
Wanted Dead or Alive and
Get Ready by the Temptations. We even had a choreographed dance that we all did. Over and over. And over. And over. And over. And we said
Welcome to Arizona and
The Talent is Hotter in Arizona about a hundred million times.
Looking cute. How do you wear your hair when you get up at 4 in the morning and have to be there at 5? Like mine. Takes approximately 45 seconds. Go me.
Where's
Waldo? Do you see him?
Check out this character.
Here was the group auditions. The whole thing was way different than I was expecting.
Randy, Paula and Simon weren't even there. They are like 3 or 4 auditions away. In August.
But I do think we got a bit of camera time. We did have bikini girl sitting in front of us, so that helped. I think I did pretty well with the not picking the nose thing. We'll see come January.
Here is Linds at the judges station. She didn't make it through to the next audition, but she does have a
beautiful voice regardless. At least that is not her only dream in life. Like every other person there. I think some might have even quit their day jobs thinking they were the next American Idol.
Here is bikini girl. And guess what? You guessed it! She made it through to the next round. I guess Lindsey will just have to wear a bikini if she tries out again, because that's all it takes. Or not, because she's not a tramp.
Then we went to good ole Vicky's. Brett was being awful and whiny and wanted to try on the bras too. So I just let him put on the damn thing. At least the pictures are funny. And he stopped screaming for 11 whole seconds.
Brett's over-the-shoulder boulder holder! And now I have good pictures to put on his wedding video.
This was on my drive home. A double rainbow. How cool is that? I've never seen a double before. Have you? It went all the way across the sky. I couldn't get a very good picture because, you know, I had to
focus on my driving. This is as good as it gets.
And then this was the sunset-ish when I was almost home. So pretty.
The End.