One Of The Many Things I Hear 50 Million Times A Day

"Mom. Take a pic-chuh."

And he sounds like a Brit or a New Yorker when he says it.

There's that Goofy hat again.He thinks this is an Incredibles mask. Really, it's one of those masks you put in the freezer to take the puffiness out of your eyes. Whatev.His new mini sleeping bag from dad. Now maybe he'll get to go on a father/son camp-out and give me a freaking break!He calls this his football helmet. Really, it's like a Trojan soldier helmet/Marvin the martian helmet. ...Oh the crap my mom gives him when we visit... sigh.After church, getting ready for a Sunday nap. I love this picture of them. And I love naps.

What does your kid ask you a kajillion times a day?

Camera Phone Phun

The kid would not put the sunglasses on right. They were always upside down. And he likes chicken nuggets. Obviously.
Those straws are his swords.
"Here's a bag of Cheetos, Brett. Knock yourself out." Mom of the year.Because even Mickey Mouse gets thirsty.Little man boobs in Hawaii.This was in the parking garage of my in-laws condo in Phoenix. Nothing says I hate attention like a leopard print Smart Car.Brett's favorite place to eat at is the "sandwich and Cheetos" place. Also known as Subway.
Tranny flush. Sounds gross. Not worth a $20 gift card in my opinion.