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Buck Up, Princess
At gold-digging-princess.com, we can help you find your perfect (rich) prince just in time for those annoying holiday balls.
STDs on the Rise
STDs on the Rise
by j.a. kazimer
Your Health, New Never News
The New Never City Health Department is concerned about the recent rise of STDs in the city. Officials report a rash of cases of facial warts among young, unmarried women. They believe the infections are a direct result of princess-on-frog contact.
Princesses looking for love are asked to practice safe sex.
If you are a princess or suspect that you've been exposed to a princess with frog breath, please seek immediate treatment at the local New Never City Health Clinic for a dose of Compound-W.
by j.a. kazimer
Your Health, New Never News
The New Never City Health Department is concerned about the recent rise of STDs in the city. Officials report a rash of cases of facial warts among young, unmarried women. They believe the infections are a direct result of princess-on-frog contact.
Princesses looking for love are asked to practice safe sex.
If you are a princess or suspect that you've been exposed to a princess with frog breath, please seek immediate treatment at the local New Never City Health Clinic for a dose of Compound-W.
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