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Hundreds Mourn After Princess' Death
Hundreds Mourn After Princess' Death
by j.a. kazimer
Hundreds of mourners arrived at Grimm's Cemetery for the funeral of famed princess, Cinderella, who was struck down by the Fairy-Second Street Bus on Saturday. Her fiance, Prince Charming, appeared inconsolable and had to be helped from the graveside by a gaggle of extremely well dressed and good-looking young men.
The only relative not in attendance was Asia, Cinderella's estranged and ugly stepsister.
by j.a. kazimer
Hundreds of mourners arrived at Grimm's Cemetery for the funeral of famed princess, Cinderella, who was struck down by the Fairy-Second Street Bus on Saturday. Her fiance, Prince Charming, appeared inconsolable and had to be helped from the graveside by a gaggle of extremely well dressed and good-looking young men.
The only relative not in attendance was Asia, Cinderella's estranged and ugly stepsister.
Wedding Promises to be an Ugly Affair
Wedding of the Century Promises to be an Ugly Affair
by j.a. kazimer
Wedded Bliss, New Never News
The photographer for the upcoming nuptuals of Cinderella to Prince Charming has quit after taking the 'pre-wedding' family photograph, declaring, "Those ugly faces broke my camera."
The royal family had no comment, but did invest in a bundle of paper bags.
by j.a. kazimer
Wedded Bliss, New Never News
The photographer for the upcoming nuptuals of Cinderella to Prince Charming has quit after taking the 'pre-wedding' family photograph, declaring, "Those ugly faces broke my camera."
The royal family had no comment, but did invest in a bundle of paper bags.
Prince Arrested
By j.a. kazimer
Happy Tax Day, New Never News
Local prince, Charming, was recently arrested at the New Never City Famous Slipperwear shop when a clerk complained the prince had sniffed a female customer's shoe. The prince denied the allegation, claiming, "I was merely admiring said slipper...with my nostrils."
Police gave him a $50 fine sent him to bed without his porridge.
Royal Wedding ~ Yeah, Right!
By j.a. kazimer
Royalty New Never News
In a shocking turn of events, commoner favorite, Prince Charming, has asked a scullery maid to be his future wife. A SCULLERY MAID! While this reporter's sure maid maiden Cinderella has some good points, one cannot overlook her career choice. She cleans toilets for frog sakes! Which oddly enough is how the couple met.
The queen was unavailable for comment. "My lady hasn't stopped crying," told the palace butler.
Missed Connections
by j.a. kazimer
Romance New Never News
MISSED CONNECTIONS from Craigslist.OGRE
~ You, a beautiful blonde wearing a silver/white dress that smalled faintly of pumpkins and pine sol.
~ Me, a prince with a foot fetish.
Would love to find you and maybe marry, if the shoe fits.
Princebook me.
Romance New Never News
MISSED CONNECTIONS from Craigslist.OGRE
~ You, a beautiful blonde wearing a silver/white dress that smalled faintly of pumpkins and pine sol.
~ Me, a prince with a foot fetish.
Would love to find you and maybe marry, if the shoe fits.
Princebook me.
Prince Charming Parties at Naughty Nightclub
By j.a. kazimer
Lifestyles New Never News
Prince Charming paid a visit to one of New Never City's hotspots this weekend sans fiancee. What is a prince without a princess to do? Dance of course. Charming spent the night dancing with a few 'close' compainions to the sweet sounds of DJ Hey Diddle's Fiddle.
Prince Charming Arrested After Busting Up a Motel 6
By j.a. kazimer
Crime Beat New Never News
Award winning prince, Charming Sheen was hospitalized overnight after Motel 6 staff called police to report the prince had trashed his motel room, tearing a Geppetto off the wall. He was also seen running naked down the hallway, a white powder substance, which later turned out to be sugar, smeared across his face.
This isn't Charming's first brush with the law. He was arrested earlier this year after a domestic quarrel with 'an unnamed' fairy godmother. When asked for comment the prince's spokesman said, 'His client ate too many pixie sticks and suffered a allergic reaction.'
Crime Beat New Never News
Award winning prince, Charming Sheen was hospitalized overnight after Motel 6 staff called police to report the prince had trashed his motel room, tearing a Geppetto off the wall. He was also seen running naked down the hallway, a white powder substance, which later turned out to be sugar, smeared across his face.
This isn't Charming's first brush with the law. He was arrested earlier this year after a domestic quarrel with 'an unnamed' fairy godmother. When asked for comment the prince's spokesman said, 'His client ate too many pixie sticks and suffered a allergic reaction.'
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