Prince Charming's Cheap

CURSES! is on SALE!!!!!

You can grab the first book in the F***ed Up Fairy Tale Series, CURSES! at any of the links below:

$2.99 on Nook from 3/12 to 3/25

$2.99 on Sony from  3/12 to 3/25

$2.99 on Kobo from 3/12 to 3/25

Then pick up the newest fairy tale in the series, FROGGY STYLE.

 

CURSES! Book Signing at Broadway Book Mall

Join me for a CURSES! Book Signing at the Broadway Book Mall!

When: March 3, 2012 - 3PM
Where: Broadway Book Mall, 200 S. Broadway, Denver CO

Free swag and CURSES Cookies for all.

And the best part, the fabulous Cindi Myers will also be signing her newest release, The Woman Who Loved Jesse James.

CURSES! Book Launch

If you are in the Denver, CO area, drop in for the CURSES! A F***ED UP FAIRY TALE Book Launch Party at the Mercury Cafe (2199 California Street, Denver CO) tonight at 7pm.

Wear a tiara or your finest princely ware, eat some free snacks, drink some beers, and watch live entertainment as the finalist of the Incite Denver Contest embarrass themselves on stage for a chance to meet a NY agent.

Free giveaways and swag for all, plus I'm going to let you all EAT CAKE!!!!

February 29, 2012
Mercury Cafe, 7PM

New Never City Tell-All

Pick up a copy of New Never News reporter, j.a. kazimer's fairy tale tell-all, CURSES! A F***ED UP FAIRY TALE today!

* Learn who murdered Cinderella and why
* Find out which fairy tale prince is more tale than fairy
* Hear secrets only a villain would know about your favorite fairy tale celebrities

Buy CURSES at amazon.com, Barnes and Noble.com, or wherever books are sold.

Wedding Promises to be an Ugly Affair

Wedding of the Century Promises to be an Ugly Affair
by j.a. kazimer
Wedded Bliss, New Never News

The photographer for the upcoming nuptuals of Cinderella to Prince Charming has quit after taking the 'pre-wedding' family photograph, declaring, "Those ugly faces broke my camera."

The royal family had no comment, but did invest in a bundle of paper bags.