Alternate olympics

Every Olympics, I think about some of the things I’d like to see in a similar event.

• No sports that involve a panel of judges choosing scores
• No sports that require gear
• Any victory by a margin less than human reaction time is considered a tie
• No anti-doping rules

Olympic pronunciation trivia

The J in “Beijing” is actually pronounced more like the normal English pronunciation of J rather than “zh”. Not that it matters.