- by TJam
emergency pants n spare pair of old and tatty pants that are purposely kept at the back of the cupboard in case you run out of good pants.
I had to dig into the back of the cupboard the other day. My mum had put my washing away for me (thank you Mum!) but unbeknownst to me had made use of the
airing cupboard* so I thought I didn't have any good pants left.
Why don't we put a spare pair of
good pants in the back of the cupboard. The kind that we don't mind getting run over in, in case the hospital staff see and judge us by our pants while they're fighting to save our life.
* airing cupboard n the place where the hot water tank is where people who can be bothered put clothes in between the time they spend on the washing line and going into the cupboard.
TJam: (shouted) "Have you seen my socks?"
Mum: (shouted back a bit annoyed) "They're in the
airing cupboard"(There may be an extra step in between the line and the cupboard called
ironing**)** ironing n doing the - pushing an electrically heated piece of metal over your crinkled clothes to get the crinkles out. Apparently.