I am not this guy yet but...

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Got this from Friendster. I feel you bro, I certainly do.



I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you
good morning, and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.

I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.

I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no make-up on, wearing your most torn up jeans and a plain tee-shirt.

I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things that you don't want to do.

I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead; it doesn't always have to be on the mouth.

I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell.I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk.

I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night.

I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more.

I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room.

I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling.

I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been, or who he's been with.

I'm the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name.

I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you.

I'm the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when I have you; you're the only one that I need.

I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections, and loves you more for them; who wants a perfect girl? that's just boring.

I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sun set.


I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.

I AM THIS GUY.... one of many.... who always ends up losing her to the jerks who will treat her like crap and are so concerned about gettin' some more !

* Note - for everything we do in life, we are rewarded. For being with a girl you love - that itself is a huge reward. I want nothing more than to love and be with you. Sometimes life is just not fair. You never know what you've got till you've lost it.

Friendster : Yalini

I think she's cute too. I memang got no work.

Friendster : Kamini

Kamini's friendster

She's just 'comel'. I just had to put her up here. This would be the kinda girl you would want to introduce to your parents and at the same time rock the club. I would. Expect her profile to be limited soon.

Tips for the less experienced

Got this from Friendster

*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand,
gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than
once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with
him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to
her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his
arm around you, tilt your head on his
shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves
you,
look deep into her eyes, give her a
peck
on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under
the stars, put your head on his chest
and close your eyes as you listen to
his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your
hands with hers.

From A Guy's Point Of View

Got this from Friendster

You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 96%
of girls dont realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so
frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and
you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses
us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
evenacknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little
concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we
freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

One of the sexiest thing about a girl is her confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood i'm in.

let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" about it

We enjoy doing it. It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel
the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of
makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney
is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

Girls, I cannot stress this enough:if you aren't being treated right by a
guy, dont't wait for him to change.ditch him. sorry,disgrace to the male population
ass and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel, or what
you do.

Someone who will stop what they are doing just to look you in the eyes....and say
"i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance

Picture Art

The original image

My unwilling model. After all, I'm only using her picture as a form of art. Nothing personal.

And I've read the Privacy Policy on Friendster. Sue me.

Zodiac Signs

This is MINE

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent.
Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible.
Loves being in long relationships.
Great talker. Always gets what he or she
wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in
sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


This is Manis's

VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone
loves them right now.. Always wants the
last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal.
Easy to talk to. Everything you ever
wanted. Easy to please. The one and
only. 7 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves
to joke. Very Good sense of humor.
Energetic. Predict future. GREAT
kisser. Always get what they want..
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in
long relationships. Talkative.
Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.


LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love
is one of a kind.. Silly, fun and
sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most
caring person you will ever meet!
however not the kind of person you
wanna mess with... u might end up
crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one
to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves
relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16
years of bad luck if you do not
forward.


AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser.
One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic.
Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will
Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad
luck if you do not forward


GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great
listeners Very Good in the you know
where... Lover not a fighter, but will
still knock you out. Trustworthy..
Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing
VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has
a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong.
THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad
luck if you do not forward


LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and
passionate. Laid back. Knows how to
have fun. Is really good at almost
anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to
mess with. Rare to find. Good when
found. 7 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal.
Love is one of a kind. Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely random and
proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great
telling stories. Not a Fighter, But
will Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on
to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.


PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of
attention. High appeal. Has the last
word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun
to be around.Extremely weird but in a
good way. Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she
wants. Loves to joke. Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad
luck if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long
relationships. Likes to give a good
fight for what they want. Extremely
outgoing. Loves to help people in times
of need. Good kisser. Good personality.
Stubborn. A caring person. One of a
kind. Not one to mess with. Are the
most attractive people on earth! 15
years of bad luck if you do not
forward

Sardajis are the best.

A sardarji happened to participate in competition which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingrediants Viz.

Religion, Sex, Suspense and Mystery.

Sardarji turn came after many attempts by others.Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read:

'Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child'

Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients!! Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:

'Oh God: Religion
My Wife: Sex
Going to deliver a child : Suspense
(Whether girl or boy)

'Okey.... but where is the mistery?' asked one of the organizers.

The sardar replied : who is the father?

Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the short story

" Just a thought " - from Friendster

" Girl, 14, curious about sex and jumps into the sack with beloved boyfriend. By 15, she already had 3 abortions. Sound familiar? That’s what’s been happening in our own city rite now. Teen sex, teen pregnancies, abortions, broken families…we see them everyday in the papers. Everybody knows about sex, yet many do not dare to talk about them.

Why? Break the taboo. It’s not doing the society good by keeping silent. People are starting sex way too young. 15, 16, and they already had a few sex partners before. Curious being the reason, and when they got the ball rolling, they just can’t stop it. More often than not, there’s no precautions taken, teens get caught in the moment, couldn’t control themselves and ended up having sex with their partners. They couldn’t care less about forming a baby in the process.

Ooh, pregnant ahh?? aiyar, go to the clinic and abort it la!!i pay for u.Settle. Worry so much for wad? ‘ These youngsters opt for abortions when ‘something goes wrong’.Ignorant of the harm the operation pose to their body, ignorant of the innocent life they just ended for their own selfishness. With some money, hey! Problem settled! TOTAL IGNORANCE. It’s amazing how some teens can just brush off their pregnancy and aborting it like it never bothered them at all. They carry on having unsafe sex as if nothing has happened. What’s happening to our young
boys and girls? Social problems are on an alarming rise. Sex education in school has no impact whatsoever in the lives of this young,restless,impulsive lot. “Heck, everybody’s doing it! I also have to start having sex! plus, I don’t want to be laughed at for still being a virgin by graduation! “

OMG THE STUPIDEST LINES I'VE EVER HEARD! But yeah, scenarios like this are
happening. Losing your virginity by high school makes you cool. Hey, why don’t you
bang your head against the wall and then have it stitched? That’ll make you look cool too, having scars and stitches. Ur friends will worship you. Did I mention that it’s also ultra super idiotic and stupid?

These kids wanna have sex for the fun of it, not thinking of the consequences of unprotected sex, not counting the cost. And a sad true fact : teenagers nowadays are becoming more open-minded about sexuality, they are not shy to have sex with theirs partners, but THEY ARE TOO FCUKIN SHY TO BUY CONDOMS. I have these words for ignorant lil couples like this, FCUKIN COWARDS. LOSERS. WIMPS. SELFISH SELF-CENTRED BASTARDS. If you want to have sex, be prepared for consequences. Getting pregnant and aborting the baby is fuckin not the solution. U not prepared for all of these? Dun fuckin have sex. MASTURBATE UR PATHETIC SELF.

And another : Ooh, my boyfriend says that if I love him, I will have sex with him. Besides, hey ,it’s so pleasurable. Ooh,sex’s so fun! hee! WAKE UP IDIOTIC GIRLS. If you don’t want to, learn to say no.Virginity is priceless. It’s not just about enjoying and losing yourself in the spur of the moment.Love your body. If you think u can handle sex, be responsible for your own act. This is sad, but if you can’t control yourself, the advice is get a condom. nobody’s stopping u from having sex… but be responsible.

Next time u see a baby, before u go gushing “omg the baby’s so cute! so sweet and such an innocent look!” , think of the little ones that have been denied the chance to live in this world by the cruel act of their irresponsible parents. A new life formed, and destroyed due to the selfishness of ignorant youngsters.The babies did not do anything wrong to be killed in such manner. The ones in the wrong are YOU. If u agree with this post and are not afraid or ashamed to voice it out, repost. Knock some sense into our teenagers. "


What do I think about the above message above ? I think it's true that teenagers are getting into pre marital sex with a laid back attitude and it will haunt them later in life. Many of us do not see past the PRESENT and forget that the past builds the present and future. I believe in sex after marriage and that's my view as of present time. If you want to have sex, just be responsible. Don't waste another life.

She's Sassy & Smart !

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ABZ

This girl used to study in MMU. She graduated and started lecturing in LKW I guess. Then the trail goes cold. She was my senior in MMU and everytime during Beta classes I would see her with her army pants and I'll have take out my handkerchief and wipe my mouth she looked hot. That was my first year in Cyber and like a good child I'll be looking down and walking. It was also the same year my "tanduk" was growing. It just took time.

The very few indian girls I've come across that dares to be different and creative, not to mention she lookes damm hot with BLUE eyes. Have I told that my weakness are women's eyes ?

Machi's name is Aberami d/o 'i dunno' .

The things women say

Words Women use...

'FINE'
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

'FIVE MINUTES '
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

'NOTHING'
This is the calm before the storm. This
means "something," and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine."

'GO AHEAD'
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

'LOUD SIGH'
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

'THAT'S OKAY'
This is one of the most dangerous statements that
a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay"
means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

'THANKS'
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or
faint. Just say you're welcome

'WHATEVER'
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

Charasonic - to the dumps ?

"There has been so many different rumours and
news about Malaysian tamil hiphop group,
Chakrasonic. What’s really going on?

Chakrasonic initially started off as backup dancers
for an established Malaysian group, Poetic Ammo.
Constantly being in the background made them
frustrated and in 2000, they left the group in an ill-
mannered way and went on to pursue a career as
rappers themselves. In the same year, they struck
a deal with Indian record label Dhanosh Records,
where the label agreed to pay $15,000 as a finance
to record an album. Chakrasonic also signed a
contract which tied them to Dhanosh for 5 years
and recorded “Kalai Oru Por”. The albums
first single was a controversial one. “Natpu
Illai” was a track which dissed lead rapper of
Poetic Ammo, Yogi B and lyrics reffered him as a
backstabber, cheater and liar. Though the group
will continue to deny this, the singer who did the
chorus for this song was actually Yogi B’s
sister herself. She was tricked into recording this
song not knowing that it was actually a diss to her
own brother.

The group also further embarrassed themselves
among established lyricists as their lyrics were
just mere translations from English rap songs. For
Example:

2pac's Hailmary-

I ain't a killer but don't push me/ Revenge is like
the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy/

Vivek's verse:

Naan kolbavan alle/Anne Uruesi pakathe
melle/Kondhue Palli/Penggal sungemena Valli/

After the release of their debut album., the group
left Dhanosh once again in ill-manered terms
though this was technically impossible as the
group was yet to complete its 5 year contract.
Chakrasonic eventually went on to record their
second album after 3 years titled “Kodi Kelviyin
Bathil”. This album further tarnished the groups
reputation for the following reasons:

- They did not pay the studio the money for
recordings and still owe a few thousand dollars to
Platinum Studio.
- They cheated the composers of music from this
album by not paying them the money promised
and to date still owes the producers a few
thousand dollars as well.

Also to further complicate issues, the group could
not release the album under any other label other
than Dhanosh Records as they had yet to
complete their contract with the label. But they
broke the terms of their contract with Dhanosh and
started to approach a new distributor to release the
album.

Digital Tones was the victim. The group initially
agreed with Digital Tones and released Kodi
Kelviyin Bathil with this new label. Of course, the
fact that they were still signed with Dhanosh was
never brought up and Digital Tones did not even
realise this mistake. Chakrasonic proceeded to
launch their album at a restaurant with an average
crowd turn out. At the back of the CD, the logo and
wordings “Distributed by Digital Tones”
were printed and the CD was sold to those who
attended the event.

Just after the event, the distribution deal for the
album was dropped by Digital Tones after the
company found out that this group had tricked
them into an agreement while still on contract with
Dhanosh. The group not knowing what to do,
approached an non-indian label, NAR Records to
release the album. The CD’s which were
previously printed with the Digital Tones logo were
re-packed and NAR records printed stickers to be
pasted on top of the Digital Tones logo to cover up
this problem. Of course, NAR Records is still in
the dark about the fact Chakrasonic has yet to
complete their contractual agreement with
Dhanosh Records.

Now the group is apparently working on their third
album DESPITE the fact that they owe thousands
of dollars to producers and the recording studios.

One of the board members of Multimedia
Univerisity, Cyberjaya has even stated that the
group requested the following as part of their
payment for a 30 minute show at the university.

- Women to sleep with
- one large bottle of liquor
- Weed/Ganja
- Plus a high amount of payment

The group is also constantly spotted at Waikiki
pub in PJ half drunk and womanizing. Imagine the
irony of not paying studios and producers but
spending the money on liquors and women.
That’s the sad outcome of Chakrasonic. The
group is also known for being a copycat.

Example:
The Intro from their last album was an EXACT rip
off, from Tupac's Betta Dayz album. One of the
photos from the inlay was also an exact copy of
the inlay from a Death Row Records album.

Note: A careful research has been done for
information which have been published on this
article. It is highly accurate" - Friendster

I'm so lifeless, I'm still copying and pasting things from Friendster.

Apple tree

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots ofcharm, appeal, andattraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile,adventurous, sensitive,loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithfuland tender partner, verygenerous, many talents, loves children, needsaffectionate partner.

See. I don't have anything better to do than to copy paste useless sentences from Friendster and be proud shit of it. I'm lifeless. I'll be back with stories later. Later - meaning sometime someday someyear soon. Seriously, I'm boring the shit out of myself by being lifeless.