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Hardtack and Havoc

A private of the 1st Texas Volunteer Infantry Civil War Reenactor with a day job in Uncle Sugar's Navy trapped in the unholy land of New England...I wish I was still in Iraq.

September 17, 2005

Sharpsburg September 17th 1862

This is repost from something I wrote a year or so ago. Was thinking about my experiences at the 140th Anniversary reenactment of the battle of Sharpsburg. Just thought it would be appropriate for today:

A September Morning

The morning came all to early. We had been on the move for the better part of a week and with very little to eat, all of it cold. It was still dark, wet and a little chilly when morning reveille sounded. Our mess had just been issued some rations and the fat back was just starting to sizzle on the tin canteen half carefully laid on the coals of last nights fire. It promised to be the first hot chow this week for the regiment. It had been a hard, fast march from Fox's Gap on South Mountain. It wasn't to be. The long roll sounded, its stirring beats dashing our hopes and souring our dispositions. Reluctantly, tired men moved to gather musket, cap pouch and cartridge box. We would make them pay for interrupting what little breakfast was to be had. The dawn was just beginning to make a grey and hazy smear over the fields. The thunder rolled across us as we fell into our ranks. The sun slowly continued on its journey, changing the sky from dark grey to light. The Captain was dressing the company line on the colors, while the First Sergeant gave us one last gear check, it would not take long. Our line was small. Only 28 men of company L out of the 110 which had marched from Texas a year, a lifetime, before remained. The Ragged First's 1200 men had dwindle to little over 200 steadfast souls. It seemed as if we had stood there for hours staring into the mouth of hell.

The sun finally broke over the waving stalks of corn, still shrouded in fog and smoke, and danced across undulating waves of burnished steel crawling towards us through the amber stalks of corn. My breath caught in my throat at just the sheer rhythmic beauty and terror of the spectacle before me. I was so lost in the sight before me that I didn't hear the orders to advance and a sharp shove from the corporal standing behind me brought me back to the task at hand. I wondered if I had loaded my rifle, It seem so important right then that I could think of nothing else. Suddenly, we were within the dancing field of corn. The stalks pressed against us, slowed us, disrupted our tightly ordered ranks as if to say "only chaos and death may pass into here." Suddenly, a sheet of fire and smoke erupted to our front. Stalks of corn and leave fell as if scythed. Men screamed and fell suddenly the impenetrable rows of ripening corn were filled with blue clad soldiers. Officers were screaming orders, I couldn't hear them, but I saw the rifles flash to the ready. My body reacted as if a machine, to the ready, aim! I felt my Enfield kick back into my shoulder, but did not hear it. All the rifles in the regiment spoke with one voice, raising a scream of defiance, or maybe joy, from our depleted ranks.

I could not see or hear the blue clad demons that torment us. The air was rent with an unceasing roar, as if a giant sheet of canvas were being perpetually ripped, and thick with powder smoke. Only the sharp spears of fire reaching out towards me told me the blue clad soldiers were still there. I absently worked my musket, reaching for the cartridge, biting it open, tasting the bitter salty powder on my tongue, pouring it into the muzzle, ram it home, search for the percussion cap with raw bloody fingers, press it to the nipple, cock to ready, aim at a flash and fire. The rifle slammed against my shoulder, again and again, numbing it. My fingers were scorched with the heat from my piece and torn from the sharp edges of the little brass caps. Death was all around me. My mess mates fell and I stepped over their bodies. The Captain moved up and down our shrinking line shouting encouragement it mattered not. We were no longer men in need of encouragement, we were a machine. A pitiless, remorseless machine belching fire and bristling with bright steel.

All humanity was burned away, only the mechanical dance of loading, firing, and closing files remained. With every volley we took a step forward as the spears a flame to our front retreated just a little. I knew they would break, I could feel them breaking! A high screeching roar rent the air as the regiment screamed in defiance, I realized I was screaming as well. I saw the Lone Star flag of Texas launched forward and it pulled me along with. Yelling like things possessed, and trampling over the torn corn and blue heaps once men, we pursued our blue demons deeper into the shredded stalks of corn. The field was alive with flame but we pressed into it backs bowed, hats down over our eyes as if fighting through a driving rain, a storm a fire, steel and death. I saw the First Sergeant fall and suddenly I was thrown backward punched in the chest pulled into darkness and quiet. Death had come to reap the harvest from a cornfield watered in blood near Sharpsburg, September 1862.

Only this story ended happily. As the firing died away the roar of applause replaced the noise of the guns. The wounded, dead and living, both blue and gray arose from the field and embraced each other with joy, in a cornfield near Sharpsburg, September 2002 at the 140th commemoration of the Battle of Sharpsburg.

FORWARD THE OLD BRIGADE


TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD

September 16, 2005

Gotta Getta Fix

Hello, my name is Ed and I am a Civil War Reenactor. It has been six months since my last reenacment...AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!!!!Must...wear wool... and shoot...damn...yankees...can't resist any longer. My Pards from Texas will be portraying Yankees at the Battle of Corinth in a couple of weeks. Unfortunately, I can't go cuz I gotta close out the Fiscal Year on my Life Sucking Black Pigs. Statistically speaking at least 1.8 of my submarines will SCREW IT UP no matter what I do. I really wish I could make it cuz I truly miss my messmates from Texas. Also, it is fun to be a Yankee. You can act rude, scare children, abuse women, property and livestock. When we were stationed in old Virginny I could pretty much count on at least one reenactment per month but since we moved to Connecticut...NOTHIN'. I have only made two, 140th Franklin and 140th Appomattox, since we were station in the heart of Yankee land. The new 2006/1861 season starts in January and I have high hopes for 145th Manassas but haven't seen much online yet. I can't believe that the usual cast of profiteering organizers are gonna pass that one up. Except for it being about a gazzillion degrees and wearing 100% wool the 140th First Manassas was a great time! I don't think I can hold out until then. I am giving serious consideration to just driving on down to the Shenandoah Valley to take part in the annual Cedar Creek Reenactment. Gotta getta fix.

P.S. Ain't you feeling a uncontrollable craving for some Cub Scout Popcorn. I know you are! I can help with that. Just log on to www.orderpopcorn.com and input the code: TE6T8F. Spend lots of Money!!!

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD

September 15, 2005

Pissed Off

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TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD...BUY THE FRICKIN'POPCORN...pretty please

September 14, 2005

Now Hear This....

Chaos is a Cub Scout. To be exact, this year he is a Bear Cub. Every new year of Scouting begins with the mighty Popcorn Fund Raiser. In fact, the popcorn boondoggle is the primary source of funding for the Cubs. Kinda like the cookies for Girl Scouts but with out the effective marketing and hype. This year the Scouts have gone high tech and have provided a method by which YOU may buy Chaos's Cub Scout popcorn through the World Hive Data Sphere. Please log on to www.orderpopcorn.com, follow the instructions and input Chaos' personal key code: TE6T8F and buy a CUBIC BUTT TON of popcorn. He will get credit for the sale (and maybe I won't hafta wander around the neighborhood hawking the corn on my off time....whoops, did I write that out loud) Remember, Chaos needs you to blow your diet, get fat, and spend like there is no tomorrow.

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD