*Not The Actual Cover
Well I heard you missed me so I'm back. Now you may (or may not) be asking yourself, Jobe where the fuck you been? Well let me be the first to let you know. I've been working for the Donald Trump campaign. One of Mr. Trump's flunkies gave me a call and said "Jobe, with your vast musical knowledge, how can we get the hip, younger and older generation on board with Mr. Trump's message while still getting Mr. Trump's primary message out? Well...myself and a few other WHITE people think we have come up with a way to please all supporters and get a whole new group to get on board. First, from now on all Gangsta, Rap, House music, Hip-Hop, Soul and Rhythm and Blues records/cds will now only be able to be purchased at Police Stations. So as not to infringe on first amendment rights you'll still be able to buy all of the above mentioned music. You will have to provide ID though and be vetted. If you have any kind of police record (including traffic tickets, jaywalking any and all misdemeanors) YOU WILL BE DEPORTED. Second, you will now only be able to purchase Mariachi music from flea-markets and taco wagons (they can be found on all street corners) However if your name is a Juan, Hector, Jorge, Jesus or ends in Gonzales, Sanchez, Pacheco, Garcia and you try to obtain a record/cd YOU WILL BE DEPORTED. And finally we have banded together with Allah Records to re-release that great old time hit Ahab The Arab by Ray Stevens b/w Jose The Arab by Iggy Pop (look it up buster) that will only be sold in Mosque's if you purchase this great tune YOU WILL BE DEPORTED. Oh yeah by the way, if you are offended by this text I suggest you LOOK AT THE FUCKING BAND I've posted if that doesn't get the message across then your a fucking idiot. Have A Nice Day. No Covers. Songs Are
1. Ramblin' Rose
2. Kick Out The Jams
3. Looking At You
4. Black To Comm
5. Let It Rock
6. Kick Out The Jams
7. Ramblin' Rose
8. Motor City Is Burning
9. Tonight
10. Black To Comm
11. It's A Man's World
12. Empty Heart
I SAW INTO THE DANCING CROWD FELT LIKE SCREAMING OUT LOUD
Well I heard you missed me so I'm back. Now you may (or may not) be asking yourself, Jobe where the fuck you been? Well let me be the first to let you know. I've been working for the Donald Trump campaign. One of Mr. Trump's flunkies gave me a call and said "Jobe, with your vast musical knowledge, how can we get the hip, younger and older generation on board with Mr. Trump's message while still getting Mr. Trump's primary message out? Well...myself and a few other WHITE people think we have come up with a way to please all supporters and get a whole new group to get on board. First, from now on all Gangsta, Rap, House music, Hip-Hop, Soul and Rhythm and Blues records/cds will now only be able to be purchased at Police Stations. So as not to infringe on first amendment rights you'll still be able to buy all of the above mentioned music. You will have to provide ID though and be vetted. If you have any kind of police record (including traffic tickets, jaywalking any and all misdemeanors) YOU WILL BE DEPORTED. Second, you will now only be able to purchase Mariachi music from flea-markets and taco wagons (they can be found on all street corners) However if your name is a Juan, Hector, Jorge, Jesus or ends in Gonzales, Sanchez, Pacheco, Garcia and you try to obtain a record/cd YOU WILL BE DEPORTED. And finally we have banded together with Allah Records to re-release that great old time hit Ahab The Arab by Ray Stevens b/w Jose The Arab by Iggy Pop (look it up buster) that will only be sold in Mosque's if you purchase this great tune YOU WILL BE DEPORTED. Oh yeah by the way, if you are offended by this text I suggest you LOOK AT THE FUCKING BAND I've posted if that doesn't get the message across then your a fucking idiot. Have A Nice Day. No Covers. Songs Are
1. Ramblin' Rose
2. Kick Out The Jams
3. Looking At You
4. Black To Comm
5. Let It Rock
6. Kick Out The Jams
7. Ramblin' Rose
8. Motor City Is Burning
9. Tonight
10. Black To Comm
11. It's A Man's World
12. Empty Heart
I SAW INTO THE DANCING CROWD FELT LIKE SCREAMING OUT LOUD
Oh,good. Looks like I'll be safe!--Pablo
ReplyDeleteOoooh sorry, Did you say Pablo? After talking to the white guys, YOU TOO HAVE TO BE DEPORTED
ReplyDeleteJobe,
ReplyDeleteIt appears you may have had some time on your hands recently? An over the top allegory on Trump seems a waste of your talent.
Plus, is there any point that we don't already get? This is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Regards, Dave.
you crack me up dude...
ReplyDeleteI'm OK with the mass deportations :) :) Maybe you can post every known version of "Deportee" next.....
ReplyDelete