The Pope Announces Old Program Whereby You Can BUY Your Way Into Heaven - Isn't God Nice?

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First, the rich get to pay low taxes on earth and now they can afford to buy their way into heaven. I wonder if God has a layaway plan.

These days, you can get a deal on anything. Even salvation!

Pope Benedict has announced that his faithful can once again pay the Catholic Church to ease their way through Purgatory and into the Gates of Heaven.

Never mind that Martin Luther fired up the Reformation because of them: Plenary Indulgences are back.

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Republicans Know That The Christian, Jewish And Buddhist Gods Are The True Gods And Allah Is A False God

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Tennessee State Rep. Rick Womick Calls Allah A ‘False God,’ Warns Of A Muslim Immigrant ‘Population Jihad’

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Republicans Know That The Christian, Jewish And Buddhist Gods Are The True Gods And Allah Is A False God

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Tennessee State Rep. Rick Womick Calls Allah A ‘False God,’ Warns Of A Muslim Immigrant ‘Population Jihad’

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Beating Babies in the Name of Jesus? The Shady World of Right-Wing 'Discipline' Guides

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There is a brutal movement in America that legitimizes child abuse in the name of God.

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POOF, IT'S GONE! - Is This How Social Security Works? (VIDEO)

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People 'invest' their money with the government throughout their lives. INSTEAD OF HAVING A SEPARATE TRUST, the government spends the Social Security money on wars of conquest, foreign giveaways, bank,car-maker and Wall Street bailouts and then when the poor retire or the disabled need the money, Obama says, "POOF! IT'S GONE!"

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New Google Plus SocialNetwork Deleting Accounts En Masse: No Clear Answers

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A number of Google+ accounts have been deleted in the last 24 hours as the new social network struggles with real name policy.

The message I received this morning from the source in my previous Google+ article summarized it,

Google+ suspended my acct “After reviewing your profile, we determined the name you provided violates our Community Standards.”

After the next few messages repeating the same thing, it was clear that the dam had burst and Google+ is on an account suspension rampage.

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Was the Massacre in Norway a reaction to BDS Israeli Boycott?

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In the course of the interview, Pedersen stated that he “believes the time has come for more drastic measures against Israel, and (that he) wants the Foreign Minister to impose an economic boycott against the country.”

Pederson went on to say, “The peace process goes nowhere, and though the whole world expect Israel to comply, they do not. We in Labour Youth will have a unilateral economic embargo of Israel from the Norwegian side.”

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POOF, IT'S GONE! - Is This How Social Security Works? (VIDEO)

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People 'invest' their money with the government throughout their lives. INSTEAD OF HAVING A SEPARATE TRUST, the government spends the Social Security money on wars of conquest, foreign giveaways, bank,car-maker and Wall Street bailouts and then when the poor retire or the disabled need the money, Obama says, "POOF! IT'S GONE!"

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God Could Face Recall If Numbers Slip Any Further

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A recently released survey by Public Policy Polling found that only 52 percent of American voters approve of God's performance, while nine percent disapprove and 40 percent are just not sure.

The same polling firm recently found that 44 percent of Republicans thought President Barack Obama would not be taken to Heaven in the Rapture, while 37 percent were not sure.

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Poll: Only 52% of Americans approve of God’s performance

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A recently released survey by Public Policy Polling found that only 52 percent of American voters approve of God's performance, while nine percent disapprove and 40 percent are just not sure.

The same polling firm recently found that 44 percent of Republicans thought President Barack Obama would not be taken to Heaven in the Rapture, while 37 percent were not sure.

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Skate Boarding for Christ (VIDEO)

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Stephen Hawking dismisses idea of a universal creator, calls heaven a ‘fairy story’

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British scientist Stephen Hawking has branded heaven a "fairy story" for people afraid of the dark, in his latest dismissal of the concepts underpinning the world's religions.

The author of 1988 international best-seller "A Brief History of Time" said in an interview with The Guardian published on Monday that his views were partly influenced by his battle with motor neurone disease.

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Buy Holy ‘Jesus chicken’ from Chick-fil-A "To Glorify God"

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The American Family Association, a conservative Christian group, is urging people to show appreciation for the fast food chain Chick-fil-A by purchasing their products during the week of April 25-30.

The so-called "buycott" is in response to an "attack by homosexual activists against the Christian-owned Chick-fil-A company," the group said.

Chick-fil-A's corporate purpose states that the business exists to "glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us" and "have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A."

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"I gave up on my species" - George Carlin (VIDEO)

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"Spreading the Good News About Atheism": Why We Need Atheist Ad Campaigns

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Religion is bad because the ideas are bad. They say, “Hey… don’t worry about messing this life up, there’s another one after this.” They teach that you should spend this life preparing for the next. If you honestly believe that, you have diminished this life. You are NOT living life to it’s fullest.

Atheist ad campaigns are everywhere. Around the U.S. and around the world, atheist organizations have been buying space on billboards, buses, TV and more, with messages ranging from the mild-mannered "Don't believe in God? You are not alone" to the in-your-face "You know it's a myth."

Some famous atheists: Woody Allen, James Cameron, Bruce Lee, Barack Obama, Sr, George Orwell, Ron Reagan (son), Carl Reiner, George Soros, Gene Wilder

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The Jesus Of The Second Coming Will Be A Republican, Unlike His Predecessor

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By Chimp

Ever since George W.Bush was appointed President of The United States in 2001, God has been speaking only to wealthy, well-placed American Republicans.

God spoke to George W. Bush and told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq.

In Stephen Manfield's 'The Faith of George W. Bush,' we learn that before his run for the presidency, Bush confided in evangelical leader James Robison about the vocation, saying: "I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen... I know it won't be easy on me or my family, but God wants me to do it."

Was God preparing George for the Second Crusade?

Maybe this was also his preparation and warning about 9/11? Or did God forget to warn him?

God also spoke to prominent wealthy Christian Republican preacher Pat Robertson and told him that the Devil destroyed Haiti with an earthquake a year ago. I guess the Devil won this time. Besides, Haitians are brown, poor and although Christian, mostly Socialists. Definitely not the Republican type.

"God has spoken to me," Republican Tom DeLay had said. "I listen to God, and what I've heard is that I'm supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican party, and I think we shouldn't be underestimated." Too bad God forgot to tell Tom that he was going to prison for money laundering. Of course, Tom is white and rich so he may never really spend more than one day in jail.

Another Republican and not even a Christian, Mormon (moron?) Glenn Beck has said, “God is giving me a plan.” Too bad Fox is ready to fire him. Maybe God's plan involves something bigger than Fox?

Token black GOP (God's Own Party?) chairman Michael Steele said that God, “has placed me here for a reason."

Sharron Angle, who won Nevada's Republican Senate primary said, "I believe that God has been in this from the beginning and because of that, when he has a plan and purpose for your life and you fit into that what he calls you to, he's always equipped people." More proof that God must be a Republican.

An Associated Press story reported in January 2010 that "Sarah Palin believed that Sen. John McCain chose her to be his running mate in the 2008 presidential race because of 'God's plan,' according to a top political strategist in the Arizona Republican's campaign."

The Republican vice-presidential candidate has joined the rank of those highly controversial politicians such as George W. Bush who firmly believe that God speaks to them.

More than once, vice presidential candidate and ex governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has shown a habit of investing secular matters with religious meaning. A $30 billion gas pipeline in Alaska was "God’s will," the war in Iraq was a "task that is from God."

Too bad God forgot to tell her that a black Democrat was going to win the US presidency.

So, if you want to be a true and patriotic American, you must believe that God is a Republican. If you don't, then you must be a liberal, a communist, a terrorist, a traitor, or an idiot.

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The Answer to 1984 is 1776 (VIDEO)

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Oklahoma Republican Wants To Force Teachers To Question Evolution

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American evolution

State Rep. Sally Kern (R) has proposed the second anti-evolution bill this year in Oklahoma. Entitled the “Scientific Education and Academic Freedom Act,” the bill, which will be first considered next month, would require the state and local authorities to “assist teachers to find more effective ways to present the science curriculum where it addresses scientific controversies” and permit teachers to “help students understand, analyze, critique, and review” the scientific strengths and weaknesses of “existing theories.” But the only topics mentioned in the bill as contestable are “biological evolution, the chemical origins of life, global warming, and human cloning.”

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Evangelical Christian Fanatic Claims God Is Killing The Birds And Fish To Blame Gays

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Evangelist Cindy Jacobs said on a video posted over the weekend that the strange phenomenon, that has now occurred in various places across the world, was an "answer" from God for violating his principles concerning homosexuality.

(Wouldn't it make more sense for God to kill the gays instead of the poor little innocent birds and fish???)

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I knew some sensible person out there had the correct answer for the bird and fish death. Everyone else is blaming the chemicals the US government dumps daily from secret airplanes around the world or this giant magnetic field in Alaska that is owned by the Pentagon and was blamed for the Haiti earthquake a year ago. Pat Robertson knew the Haitians got hit with the earthquake because they made a pact with the devil. So, don't blame religion for causing all the problems in the world but also for solving some of them. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. - Chimp

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